Fuck's sake

Fuck's sake

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cheese shouldnt just be sliding off like that

reminder that some anons think that is a good pizza

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>NOOOOOOO THE THIN CRUST HAS TO BE THIN BY MY STANDARDS

If the crust is that thick then it's raw you fucking mongoloid

>If the crust is that thick then it's raw you fucking mongoloid

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>Nooo your pizza needs to have burnt spots all over it that’s A U T H E N T I C!

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I wonder what kind of fucking trash does Yas Forums eat

Your moms cunt.

The biggest mistake people make with pizza is cooking the top faster than the bottom. Fire side brick oven is the only true way to make pizza.

Or just any regular oven.

That's a perfectly good 'za. Gordon is a hack.

coal fire masterrace

ask how I know you a white boi?

trash eating pajeets, go eat some fucking batsoup you coronabros

I hope Ramsi gets captured by terrorists and gets fed dog food while they order pizza from that joint and eat it in front of him. That British poof will be begging to eat that so called "raw" pizza.

how come all retarded posts are almost always from soiPhoneposters

Because I can operate a computer and type full sentences.

Some good fuckin Za' let me tell ya

The 2005 tier camera quality makes this pizza look bad but I can guarantee that if this was filmed today everyone would be loving the look of that delicious pizza

It would most definitely look even more horrendous in better quality

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>that oil

Nothing wrong with that, bet it tastes delicious.

I HOLD IT UPSIDE DOWN AND ALL THE TOPPINGS FALL OFF

FUCKIN DREADFUL

Dat too.

>literal raw undercooked dough
>cooked so low that the cheese didn't even get one single golden mark, closer to microwaved cheese
>sausage looks like it was just boiled instead of in the oven
>because of the low temperature the sausage just rendered out the fat/oil instead of browning and staying juicy
>tomato sauce dried out and evaporated because of the long low temp
>three fingers thick and called a "thin crust"
you have to be a +400 pound Walmart subhuman to think it's good

>I HOLD IT UPSIDE DOWN AND ALL THE TOPPINGS FALL OFF
yes that should literally not happen

>omg I threw the cheeseburger on the floor and it fell apart wtf!

>Noooooo, you can’t just post from your phone! I gotta check file names when I lose arguments to make myself feel superior! Not the heckin’ expensive boi, not the 1000$ iPhonerino!! Not the rich boi!!

Suck it poorfag.

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Imagine thinking having an iphone makes you not poor

Look I get you are used to watching these food youtubers make fancy neapolitan pizzas but sometimes you just want a pizza that fills you up especially at 3 am after a long night drinking. Is it a flawed pizza? Sure, but don't make it sound like it belongs in the trash because some fancy chef who is out there with his cameras trying to stir up drama told you so.

>>Noooooo, you can’t just post from your phone! I gotta check file names when I lose arguments to make myself feel superior! Not the heckin’ expensive boi, not the 1000$ iPhonerino!! Not the rich boi!!

>Suck it poorfag.

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I dont understand why people try and defend this pizza. The dough in the crust is raw, it has too much grease, and overall it looks like shit.
Nothing wrong with thick crust pizza as long as it isn't made by a deluded hack chef.

the pizza that broke Yas Forums

>hehehehehe le epic pizza angry chef meme thread #40321 master troller :D