Give me one fucking way the original thing is better than the remake
Just one way
Cameron Nelson
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Jose Peterson
I've grown to despise this retard and his vacant stare.
David Edwards
its from when jamesy prefers movies so of course he likes the older one
same
Chase Sullivan
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
Lincoln Morales
James has legit autism.
I say this as someone who knows him and his wife (I'm related on his wife's side).
BUT some things to know:
He did NOT spend all the money he earned from his movie actually on the movie. In fact in April of last year he bought a half million dollar house (exactly 500,000) STRAIGHT OUT with cash. I remember April bragging about it at the last reunion saying some (not all) of it came from the kickstarter money.
Their daughter is not autistic, retarded OR half-black. She did have some issues though, but when I saw her she seemed fine.
James is a TOTAL pussy. For example ever since I've known him (going on a decade now) not ONCE has April let him spend holidays with his family. They always spend it with ours.
James almost never talks when he is with us. A few times we visited them in their old house and even then he was just... spergy. Like every time he acts like a literal autist.
For example during Thanksgiving my brother was there and he and I were talking about politics (James supported Hillary by the way). So we got to the topic of Mexicans and I called them 'beaners' (my brother, father and I are all republicans). So James goes (and this is no lie):
"Beaners. Hehehe. Beans. Beans make you fart." Then he made a fart noise with his mouth.
It was the most uncomfortable situation I've ever been in.
He is in his mid 30s... making fart noises.
It was really weird because during dinner the rest of the adults ate in the living room and talked and James went to a different room and ate by himself. Freaking weird, man.
Joseph Harris
Robert Campbell
Let me guess - hits too close to home?
Carson Roberts
Bentley James
"Beaners. Hehehe. Beans. Beans make you fart." Then he made a fart noise with his mouth.
That sounds based as fuck, user. I bet he is very fun to be around.
Maybe the reason he doesn't interacts with you and that side of the family much is because your head is so stuck up your ass.
Juan Butler
based james regrowing the beard that he last had when he tried making it big with the movie
Is our guy back?
Jayden Sullivan
The last year has non ironically made me like Mike more than James.
- He is TERRIBLE at Mario 3. Any random dad could do better
- He legit asked if Dark Souls is a side-scroller
- Has no idea what a Rasp Pi is. Sure he isn't much of a gamer but come on. How far does your head have to be up your own ass.
Connor Allen
hes utterly devestated
Kayden Butler
And then everyone clapped.
Jason Nguyen
Jace Rogers
>Give me one fucking way the original thing is better than the remake
Remake doesn't have a bondage scene.
Leo Thomas
She looks like such generic flyover white trash.
Daniel Allen
He’s terrible at video games. Sure, he can beat contra... But watching him play anything else and it’s clear he has no gaming intuition.
He doesn’t press buttons to see what they do. He’s fucking terrible at movement in games.
Anyone who thinks James is a gamer is kidding themselves. He’s just an idiot who lucked into a huge collection.
Jaxson Brooks
oh shit lmao
So it is a beard of depression then
I swear this guy was even in some AVGN vids
Austin Stewart
For a moment I thought you were talking about the 2011 version and was ready to sperg out
Lincoln Powell
Mike gave him his own collection. Then later fans donated the rest.
Colton Gonzalez
Has "Ryah is an antrepreneur and an elpha" guy finally found something new to post in every thread?
Jason Butler
No, he's a gamer. He's just the extremely casual type. The type that developers usually try to dumb their games down for.
Brayden Powell
He may be the only person alive not involved in the production of either version to prefer the original while dismissing the remake as just a show of special effects with no depth.
Joshua Jackson
The apocalypse brought out the truth. Mike has a school project and thats where the avgn first came from
Christopher Martin
funny thing is he hijacked a meme from reddit
Joshua Perry
>dismissing the remake as just a show of special effects with no depth
When the fuck did he ever say that?
Joshua Roberts
Oh and I found one thing that the orignal does better. The scene where they create a human torch from The Thing.
Leo Thomas
Most likely in one of his earlier MM videos or somewhere where he says that the effects overshadow the rest of the movie. Or it was three parter about alien movies that is probably even older than Monster Madness.
Brayden Ortiz
I think the way the scientist try to communicate with it and create a concact between civilization is a more interesting and delighfully sci-fi concept rather than treating it as just another slasher movie monster
Adam Collins
My dad is 61 years old and we were talking about the thing in a hot tub. He prefers the original. He says the remake is all gore and doesnt have the same atmosphere as the original
Thomas Jackson
He’s not a gamer. I bet he hasn’t played a single video game in the last 5 years, besides on camera.
He has no interest in them anymore. That’s fine, I just wish he’d stop pretending.
Carter Kelly
>during dinner the rest of the adults ate in the living room and talked and James went to a different room and ate by himself
Literally me
Chase Kelly
T. Serbian
Liam Ward
Serbs dont bathe
Lucas Cooper
That’s not why they’re in there