Fat

>fat
>rude
>balding
>kinda short
>terrible fashion

lookism told me that he wouldn't get girls but how the fuck do they like him?

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power

and confidence

girls in my UNI classes are dating fucking mechanics and bouncers 6 years old and they have no power but art hoes seem to love them

Have you actually watched the show? Tony gets most of the best lines and regularly puts dudes in their place. IRL someone with his confidence and wit could be popular even if they weren't a rich and dangerous gangster, which he is.

who was your hottest sopranos babe?

mines boss lady annalisa

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he wasnt short at all

he was a big boy

>massive hands
>thick wrists
>broad shoulders
>big chest
>big arms
>slim legs and somewhat waist

the things above me just prove women like the bigpill

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It's a made up scenario , that's why they like him you absolute retarded OP.

Those sluts have no standards though.

than why wont they date artsy guys like me? Fucking women in my uni wont date a more shy guy but fuck and date a fucking bouncer who couldent even name 5 fluxist artists

Wealth and power.

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he's got that olive oil voice and guinea charm

shut the fuck up these art hoe types here are fucking hypocretes talking about equality and their fucking cahpo trap house podcasts but fucking a 26 year old bouncer whos a muscle head but wont fuck or look at us

Women are attracted to violent and dangerous men, it's just a fact. Everyday I go to the arrests and mugshots page for Hillsborough County and look the criminals up on Facebook to see what their personal lives are like. Pretty much all of the violent ones have cute girlfriends.

>fluxist
Fluxus*. This is why they don’t fuck you

what ever theyre shit anyway. Theyd rather have a 'real man' which is just a made up concept anyway

>tall
>large
>handsome
>charming
>popular/influential
>powerful
>dangerous
>confident

Gee I wonder why.

>hypocretes
>whos
I'm not sure it's legal to fuck people with learning disabilities desu.

shut the fuck up

>mafia men have skinny albeit old italian wives
>enough cash to land a solid goomar
>if all else fails they can doggy hookers whenever they feel like it
and im expected to believe that two of these guys want to sleep with janice? this is breaking my immersion Yas Forums....

they sleep with janice for a position of power and favour

repeat after me: fictional universe

You talk like a huge faggot so they probably just assume you're not interested in girls

He's an Apex predator.

no I make it clear but theyd would rather fuck and date bouncers and normies

This has to be a troll.

i dont think the boss is going to really appreciate the fact that you abandoned his sister to get pegged in the ass by ms. piggy

He was 6’1

>kinda short
what are you talking about? Gandolfini is huge. Such a fucking unit

looks play far less of a role in female attraction than incels would have you believe, it's all about percieved social status and confidence.

season 1 JG was pretty handsome. Then just went downhill with the drugs and gabagol

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He's attractive but not handsome. Just like Armie Hammer is handsome but not attractive.

the sister was pegging him in the ass

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Because you're not a man. Women have no standards anymore towards MEN. But if you're an effeminate faggot like your posts suggests you dont even qualify for standards. You're not playing the game

Richie actually loved Janice because she was good at sounding smart and sympathetic. Ralph was just a degenerate with zero impulse control.

>"Dude be a real man"

that literally doesent exist just made up to sell clothing and brands

Stop baiting doofus. Its too obvious