Rosario Dawson as Ashoka

>Cool SW take on spaghetti westerns
>features a grand total of ONE force-user, who's too young to properly control his powers
Yes, I will pirate this.

>Dave forces his orange buttcheeks waifu into the cast
No, I have other things to watch.

Orange buttcheeks

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In what scene of The Clone Wars did we ever see her orange buttcheeks? We got lots of thigh shots but I don't remember any buttcheek shots

This. I normally hate race-bending stunt casting but Rosario Dawson is literally perfect, looks-wise, to play a middle-aged post-ROTJ Ahsoka.

Also, retconing Anakin as an oil-driller makes him that much more perfect as a Lucas self-insert lol.

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she already has in the movie Trance you fucking newfag

Yeah but we need somebody who can also act

and by the time Ahsoka is in Mandalorian she'd be between 45-55

How is that nose wide?

>#1 fantasy casting for ashoka for decades
>disney actually does it
>is age appropriate
>MUH FORCED DIVERSITY

You faggots truly are trash.

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>who can act
Lmao this is Star Wars. You get Ashley to do the voiceover and get Irina to look fierce. Nothing else is needed.

>giant tits?
Are you blind?

Wait, where the fuck was Ahsoka during the events of the original trilogy?

>"Ahsoka"
She has always been a poo, you fucking niggers.

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Munngoloid wore it better

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>all his white kids are adopted
>his only biological kid is half-black
JUST

They are just pretending to be retarded, its ok.

>Mandalorian was good because it was far away from all that other Star Wars shit
>"DUDE THE DARKSABER™!"
>"DUDE WHAT ABOUT THAT GIRL FROM THE FUCKING CARTOON THAT ONLY EXISTS TO COVER FOR GEORGE LUCAS'S HORSESHIT PREQUEL WRITING!?"
I'm gonna lose my shit when Darth Maul comes out in this shit.

Cocoa-MILF Rosario Dawson in togruta makeup and sexy revealing Ahsoka attire has the potential to be the most fuckable alien depicted on screen since Sofia Boutella in Star Trek Beyond.

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>giant tits
lol ?

Are you new or being satirical?

No you

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Zoomer fags ITT

>Will she show her giant tits?
will corey booker allow it?

This, somebody needs to stop that faggot from putting his waifu in fucking everything

let's hope they actually make her orange

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As if he has a choice, she's his beard anyway so it's not like he'll get jealous of people seeing them.

She would be a terrible Ahsoka. The fact that this is being promoted on this board is just further proof that it’s become a reddit colony.

she was in her prime in Alexander

what actual middle aged actress would be better in your opinion ?

she's not playing qt cunny ahsoka anyway

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Man Bad?

Not a chance, kiddo.

that one big titty latina thats not sofia vergara

I know how this board works, its no longer a secret club. We laugh our asses off with the pretend rage and angst posts.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *pop*

>Hey, Snips

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>I know how this board works
>pretend rage and angst posts

This board has the most admittedly low IQ posters out of the entire site. You haven't been paying attention.

>Ahsoka
>Played with a grueling Columbian accent
>Actress only good when the butt of tit jokes in comedies.

I cant think of an absolutely worse choice