SOMEBODY SAAAAVE ME
/smallville/ thread is best thread
*saves u*
didn't like the black friend in the first season 2bh
What dirty things did they do to her
That's a shame. Chloe was best girl.
she needed a pregnant arc
Are there no other cute Jewish girls like Chloe in real life?
His whole character was bitching and moaning about how jealous of Clark's powers he was.
Then he had a one episode return in Season 7, in which that was entirely his character again for the whole episode.
Based writers made that episode just a stride gum commercial, though. That was pretty funny.
I liked the episode where he got arrested for dealing drugs
miss the early 00s so damn much bros
some user is making a new reboot script for this show, kinda excited to see it although it could be total shite
I was glad when he finally fucked off. Lex' dad was also probably the best character on the show.
What are you supposed to do in this situation, if you don't want to remain incel like Clark Kent?
He was already banging a Happa gf. But he should've realized that Chloe was a much better mate.
At least until Smallville's Lois came along. She was the best of the 3.
let her give you a blowjob and tell her to dodge when you're about to cum
pure kino
>it's a red kryptonite episode
>it's a Lois in a bikini episode
It's a episode that makes fun of clark for being an incel beta cuck that cant get a girl because hes too shy to talk to them
>was
Oh he definitely could get a girl. The nigga became the high-school football jock as the show went on.
both were extremely based
The early 2000s hyped up how sick being an adult was going to be, then by the time I got there it was all ruined. Also portrayed being a teenager as more fun than it actually was, but that's been a thing since the 80s.
being a teen was fun for normal teens
I grew up in a small town and nobody ever had fun punk rock parties.
>Pretends to be blind in order to see /everything/
Based levels through the roof
>Mmm you smell so good, Marth- I mean, Mom
damn bro that sucks
>filename
this nigga got a lionel luthor folder