Are you ready for Bioshock infinite kino?

are you ready for Bioshock infinite kino?

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Natalie doesn't have blue eyes

Yes?

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nothing that can't be fixed with colored contacts or CGI

She's 50.
She's 40 and just ugly.

You need to dilate

Colored contacts or CGI look like shit

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hershlag's 38

(You)
emilia's 33

What about her instead?

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1. It needs to be Bioshock the OG story

The reason everyone loved bioshock was because of the game, they need to follow it as closely as possible.

If that is succesfull then I would bring in Infinite and the time travel/aternate dimension aspect with Infinite and Burial at sea parts 1 & 2 intertwined.

The insane amazing setting of Rapture is what sells it, you wot have buy in unless you get it right.

You could do it as like Godfather part 2 being both prequels and sequels simultaneously

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>he wants a movie adaptation of the worst game with the worst gameplay and the worst story in the series
lmao

>not white
>dark eyes

Cosplayers > actresses

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only if it's R rated

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Obviously

There's no way this tanned coke-snorting hollywood roastie could capture Elizabeth at any point in her arc.
Confused teenager locked in a library: too fuckin old
Idealist learning about giving guns to assholes: too jaded/snarky.
Sad n determined to set things right: voice can't convey grim truths, also above
DLC detective bad bitch: mayyyyyyyyyybe. With a whole pound of foundation

Did you guys get her the bird or the cage from the siblings?

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Bird. Always the bird. Elizabeth deserves to fly free.

Would she be the cute girl version or the slutty roastie DLC version?

Ok I found the perfect Elizabeth

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Huh. Right when I started a new playthrough, this thread pops up.

Infinite is shit

Burial at Sea makes it Kino.

But yeah overall it seems like Levine wasn't able to realize what he really wanted with Infinite

why would anybody pick cage?
it's one of those "what would you rather want, 10 thousand dollars or get hit in the shin with lead pipe?" choices

It doesn't change anything

Jenna is the most beautiful woman in the world

I know, but giving Elizabeth cage is like giving Jackie Kennedy rifle for her birthday

only if they make the city diverse and booker a black man

They already have the Vox

Did you never play the game?

>Help release nigger communists
>They literally destroy utopia

What did Ken Levine mean by this???

Rapture had black people and at least two asian guys and so did Infinite, Vox was full of nigs iirc

based

you just KNOW

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me on the left

THIS! Fuck hershlag!

It's all been taken care of.

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? Why so rude?

I hate her but that is actually a good fit

Why hate such a pure soul

uhhh... bro.... more?

>fuck hershlag
ok

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user, blacks are slaves again and if I remember, the blacks are cocksuckers too. Fuck them.

Rapture was a true meritocracy. The only blacks there were ones that vastly outperformed 99.99999% of normal blacks