What would his legal defense be?
What would his legal defense be?
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Wouldn't need one. He did nothing wrong.
>108 countries your honor. 108 countries.
It's amazing how the moustache is ruined. You ca not wear a moustache like this anymore. It's impossible. So he was the last one to sport this look.
if six million don't fit, you must acquit
>the prosecution seems to have made a grave error. they claim 6 million jews died, when its actually 300k tops, mostly from typhus. we urge you to declare this a mistrial and let this innocent man go.
Hitler's trial would have been so kino.
>Judge? Sidebar? C'mon judge. This man? To jail? Might as well arrest Jesus.
He already suffered enough punishment since the country he loved became exactly what he despised and more.
You know shits gone wrong when of the two Austria looks like the more reasonable country nowadays
Your honor, it is physically impossible based on the infrastructure at the time to cremate 6 million bodies. You would have had to have significantly more crematoriums operating at full capacity 24 hours a day to make this happen. Adolph is just a poor painter who has been hoodwinked by the powerful elite.
To be fair it's only because he had a very unique style. Stalin had one but his never got canned.
How can someone kill 6 million people on his own your honor?
Michael Jordan had the balls to wear it in a Hanes ad.
>Your honor, just look at Italy. Less than 28 thousand dead and they can't cremate the bodies fast enough even with their advanced modern technology. And my client cremated 6 MILLION kik... Jewish people? Pffft.
Hitler would be judged like JESUS CHRIST.
Tell me ONE CRIME hitler did, just ONE CRIME. He killed people? He made concentration camps? Where is the proof?
So, lets the people decide his faith, he remains in silence, because he has nothing to fear or say, they jews are the ones to blame, not the people, because they don't what they are doing
>I mean, yes he had a hand in a lot of deaths, but haven't all the world leaders in this war. And sure the labour camps had a lot of fatalities come the end of the war, but to call them death camps? Really? That's surely slander your honor. But most of all, what we have hear is an opportunity, an opportunity to send a message. That we can take Hitler, Adolf Hitler, and change him into a good person. Can you imagine if a man like that could be reformed by our justice system, into a functioning member of society. The respect it would generate in society for the law, hell, that's worth a few Jews if you ask me
So filmic (kino) that they would have never allowed it to happen, like with Himmler. Like imagine if he started spouting his Aryan mysticism mid-trial. I bet the people at Nuremberg even regretted putting Goering on trial since he seemed to make a mockery of things, like no way in hell they weren’t going to kill him anyway
> Your Honor, my client- a war hero and patriot- understands that his language could be a bit...incendiary and some of his policies were rash. But do we all deserve to be judged by our worst moments? I'm willing to bet, Your Honor, that you've said and done some things you regret now with hindsight. But at the time, they seemed like the right thing. And that's what I'm asking the jury to here: the right thing. All that stuff about, you know, "The Jews are subhuman!", "We will wipe Jewry from the face of the Earth!", "I will build a 1000-year Reich"- take a big sponge and scrub that from your mind. And then remember that there is no record of my client ordering the systematized mass extermination of the Jews. If there was, I'd look a bit silly standing here defending him, right? But there's no record of it. We can disagree with what he says- that's what makes this big old melting pot great, right?- but look at the facts and before you make any judgment on this beloved husband and dog owner.
1. was it legal in germany?
yes - hitler was democratically elected and all bills were passed by parliament
2. was it an exceptional departure from international precedent?
no - the jews had been expelled from nations on hundreds of occasions - most recently from russia a couple of decades prior
>That we can take Hitler, Adolf Hitler, and change him into a good person. Can you imagine if a man like that could be reformed by our justice system, into a functioning member of society.
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He never actually killed anyone. He always gave them a choice
this. hitler would have been murdered like himmler and mussolini before him.
Yeah that's the genius of it
Came here to post this. At most he could be charged with kidnapping.
Ex post facto laws, your honor? Textbook mistrial.
That was Hitler's plan all along.
Nah you could easily take it back, it's just an ugly look so nobody wants to
>My dear honor, would YOU want to live next to a jewish person? Be honest.
>plot twist
The Judge is jew.
based and memorypilled.
>Your honor, if you turn your attention to the soil samples taken from right under the "gas chambers," you'll find that there's no chemical residue at all!
>6 million? Name one (1)!
>Four words Your Honor: Auschwitz intramural soccer league. I rest my case.
>Where's the bodies?
>I sure as hell haven't seen them
>How did you count bodies that you can see?
>If the figures don't fit then you must acquit