What was he supposed to say here?

What was he supposed to say here?

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ok rape you next week

"Well if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German right now, so..."

nothing, literally just laugh and move on like a non-sperg

"WE SAVED YER ASS IN WORLD WAR TEW!!!"

"us" being overweight unattractive people or....?

doesn't really work because she wasnt making fun of americans she was making fun of him for being fat

I have a dream where you get thrown in a pitt and di capitated.

Don't you mean Russian? For sure the soviets would have moved further into Western Europe if not for the pressence of allied forces

This is the only option. Any comeback he would've made would seem pathetic.

*starts crying and farting

He should've handled it like based Tom Cruise did when that reporter squirted him in the face with the fake microphone.

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There is nothing he could say. He is a fat uggo and she is an 8/10 white woman. Her value will be infinitely higher than his no matter what he says or does. He is powerless to change that fact
despite being a rich hollywood jew. I think that's why this moment resonated with so many people.

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you are making me really uncomfortable, ma'am. don't you know I'm a big big movie star and deserve only praise.

>His shoulders are at truck bed height
how short is this jew?

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there's no winning that scenario unless you are, for some reason, more popular in the room than the woman doing the attacking, which is unlikely unless you're obnoxiously rich, handsome or talented.

>average 'white' woman has higher value than an overweight intelligent ambitious connected white male can ever have

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>I hate to disappoint you Ornella, but you're far too old for Brad and Dicaprio.

>you wanna drop that hard j to my face bro?

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"Oh, that's funny", but in a very unenthusiastic and casual fashion. Alternatively this works too

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what was his problem? what gives him the right?

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He never should have let his life come to this in the first place. Too little, too late.

FUCK YOU FRENCH WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>villain is evil because he's evil

>akshully...
shut up nerd lmao

how did jonah get a glock in france?

OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

this one is it. I can feel it

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>what a coincidence, you're too fat for them!

he still loses

>o-oh y-yeah, well...well you're fat!
Weak. We did it, boys. We're finally free.

this, and the french slut wouldn't have known how to react

as a (((white))) man himself....

Merci bien, Jonah
If it wasnt for you and little boy dropping on Japan the world would be doomed.

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weak

Meant for

>let me direct that to my friend Miles here
>Miles, buddy? Go for it

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>that okay, i'm sure you're used to disappointing women!

he loses

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oof. damn bros...

>"hh-haha, yeah, i'm a fat unfuckable faggot :)"
self deprecating "humor" isn't a thing for normies, you are just letting them shit all over you