What would you do in this situation? I'd just realize I'm fucked...

What would you do in this situation? I'd just realize I'm fucked, so I'd eat whatever was on the table or if I brought food since it's the last good meal I'd be having in a long time, stay silent, and walk out with hands behind my back to get arrested.

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bite his face.

I'd let Hansen know that this is entrapment. My lawyer will have a field day suing NBC for assisting the police in a false arrest.

The police capture is pure formality, they all end up at home by dinner time. The show lost all integrity when the sketchiest most obviousl child molester pedophile freak, who walked in and immediately took his clothes off and started wanking, walked free and was caught again in the same fucking week with another decoy.

I can't believe nobody has thought about just jacking off and moaning loudly so they can't air the footage even if they tried censoring it

DRAW!!!

They get put on the sex offender registry

He only got probation, no jail time or sex offender registry

>I'll see you in hell, Hansen
*shoots Chris in chest, then turns gun on self*

I'd shoot him. And the cameraman. Why go down for pedo when murder gets you good prison rep?

do a 360 and walk away

Do Americans really have to meet their new neighbours and announce they are a sexual predator every time they move?

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Literally just deny everything. It’s all anyone ever had to do.

Imma level with you Chris.
I'm here for the cleanest, best pleasure.

thats it.. talk him into hopping into the car in the garage with you and busting out the door thelma and louise style to go fuck kids with you cross country

I would do what Generic_WhiteMale did
>say "I was just on my way to the beach."
>deny everything "What? No way."
>leave the scene the way it was before you entered the house "You know what? I don't want this cookie anymore."
>Leave the house, say nothing to the cops and call a good lawyer.
>Charges dismissed

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BUILT GOOD

>that one extremely creepy looking math teacher who genuinely didn’t have any sexual intentions and just wanted somebody to sell weed to

No they don’t incel. You have to be charged with a sex crime to be on the SO registry

CUTE

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Who's that? He's kinda cute. Built good.

Literally your only hope is being totally honest and cooperating with the police. You might get a reduced sentence or even probation.

Then what the fuck happened to Vincent Ambrosio you stupid gay virgin

>Do Americans really have to meet their new neighbours and announce they are a sexual predator every time they move?
Yeah we do. But it's not all bad, I've met a lot of good friends this way.

Why is this post glowing?

stay silent and get a goodass lawyer and hope for the best

an actual lawyer an heroed when Hansen walked up his drive. You lawyer would tell your pedo ass to start doing yoga so it can take dick in prision

Big Tex has quite the rap sheet

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Why the sudden round-the-clock TCAP threads on Yas Forums?

Don’t say a word
Don’t even deny
Get a lawyer

You’d get off Scott free

But but but you were chatting to an underage girl sexually.

I have 4 housemates prove it was me

Case dismissed

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP