Two male characters have a close friendship

>Two male characters have a close friendship
>"lol they're gay why aren't they touching butts right now"

Why do modern critics do this?

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because faggotry is a disease

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checked

UH HELLO BASED AND CHECKED DEPARTMENT?

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based and checked

Incredibly based.

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based and truthpilled and checked

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It's a number. But there's five of them... And they're the same number...

OPs thread just got murdered

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People are hypersexual hormonal retards and don't realize that love doesn't need to imply sexuality. You can love a person in a friendly way, or want to spend your time with them, without actually wanting to fuck them. It's a foreign concept to the mentally ill 21st century.

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because non of them have any real close friendships and as soon as they see something like this they assume it has to be sexual. it's a sign of superficiality and immaturity.

made my morning

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You don't have gay sex with all your close friends?

missing out

because disney encouraged the shipping retards on twitter

Ok then

queers btfo out

Because progressive culture fetishizes the depraved and abberant

checked, based and redpilled.

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>Why do modern critics do this?
I wouldn't say it's modern critics so much as it is fangirls. They've ALWAYS done this shit and it's been stupid since day fucking 1. Just look up Kirk/Spock.

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czeched

something else to add to the list of things gays can never recover from

Based

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Because critics are all virtue-signalling retards, and if they actually said "wow aren't they such good friends" someone somewhere would take that as LITERALLY ERASING THE EXISTENCE OF GAY PEOPLE

Bullseye.

Quints confirmed for truth, faggots deserve the rope.

>Because critics are all virtue-signalling retards
As well as being overwhelmingly made up of women and faggots. Neither group understand or can even grasp concepts like honour & brotherhood, so the very idea of male friendship is alien to them. It's why both groups use terms like 'dudebros' as pejoratives.

Based and Checked

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