Look up Titanic on Google

>look up Star Wars
>it's real

WTF

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Jew sank it btw to open federal rederve

I like to imagine there's countless stories like Star Wars happening at the same time in different galaxies completely unaware of eachother.

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I like to imagine that Star Wars takes place “A Long Time Ago” meanwhile, back here on Earth, it’s the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey with all those chimps.

>Actual event had tons of interesting human drama
>Center movie entirely around fictional cliche love story
Cameron you fucking hack. Also never forgive his slander of both Andrews and Murdoch.

>look up Whats Eating Gilbert Grape on altavista
>wtf Johny Depp is actually retard

God that picture gets me every time

smoke and mirrors goes into history in the public consciousness as 'that love story' instead of what happened

youtube.com/watch?v=HiN6Ag5-DrU

It was centered around a fictional love story because that is the only way Cameron could get a studio to agree to fund the film the way that he wanted to film it, and to agree to subsidize his trips to the actual wreckage. There was an interview he did at some point where he flat out said that he threw together a generic Romeo and Juliet story in order to hook a studio into agreeing to fund the film.

He filmed a ton of footage related to the historical figures and events, he just had to cut it because of the focus on Rose and Jack. In addition to the actual deleted scenes, there's a lot of B footage that was later released as part of "James Cameron Titanic Explorer" showing things like the people struggling on overturned collapsible B, showing third class passengers trying to find their way in the maze of the ship up to the boat deck, etc.

>both Andrews and Murdoch.

how did he slander Andrews?

>look up harry potter
>oohh so that's why they went to war with Argentina

I went to a Titanic artifact exhibition and someone thought it was props from the movie

What's more impressive os that they got away with that nude scene. How many MPAA raters did they have to bribe for that?

What do you mean? PG-13 is allowed to have non-sexual nudity.

>Titanic
>A Night To Remember
>That A&E Titanic Documentary

Nazi titanic was so much better. excellent political film. the nazis made their own titanic movie in the 40s

>so much better
you mean the ridiculous film where the random non existent German officer is a magical hero, the British officers lock people below for being third class, and the American passengers abandon their children because lol Americans? Nah

yeah that stuff was kind of funny. i dont think it matters anyway because its almost expected Goebbels autism ruined all those movies. Even if the narrative is kind of silly its more interesting and honest and explores more real world political conflict than Cameron's cheesy fart

No it isn't

>150 years ago
>150

> irrelevany boat
First boat to try atlantic navigation

>First boat to try atlantic navigation
...What?

>First boat to try atlantic navigation
Damn, they STILL haven't discovered america?

>tfw my great grandfather built the Titanic
>tfw he died a few years later falling off a scafolding building another ship
>tfw i inherited his retarded genes

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