Describe an episode of The Sopranos involving Coronavirus
Describe an episode of The Sopranos involving Coronavirus
Levi Hughes
Jace Rodriguez
>Chrissy, wacked out on skag: Hey, T., you hear about this pomona virus? Killed 100 Vietnamese or some shit
Tyler Brown
Bobby reads about the coronavirus in the paper in front of the meat store to everybody. Paulie says something racist about Chinese people.
Chris gets sick. Tony visits him in the hospital and gets mad at him for getting the coronavirus. Carmela tried to explain that it’s not his fault and that it could’ve happened to anyone.
Paulie avoids the bing and when Tony finally gets ahold of him, Paulie explains he’s scared of dying since it’s deadly to old people.
New York crew is decimated as many of the family get sick and can’t collect. Tony sees an opportunity to move in.
AJ thinks it’s a man made virus.
Henry Parker
Paulie gets obsessed with cleaning his place, he buys out all the clorox wipes at the local supermarket
Luke White
>But sir, you're limited to two purchases per family!
>Yeah? Well I got a big fuckin' family!
Cameron Sullivan
>Ayy Tone, if there's so many Americans dyin, how come those broads got all that time to shake their asses on the computer? I mean I ain't no doctor Tone, but it looks to me all the hospitals are fuckin empty and the whole country's been shut down for nothin but the flu!
Colton Martinez
>The fucks all that
>FFP3 masks, high respiratory protection
>Lot of money in this shit
>Oh yeah
Liam Murphy
I can see them all socializing among themselves and then beating up some people they think are endangering others by socializing by themselves.
Joseph Hill
> NOBODY GOT CORONAVIRUS
Camden Richardson
>think about, sudden coughing
Josiah Smith
>Hey T ya hear what i said? I said kung fu flu. Hehehe.
Jackson Thompson
Carmine always used to say the coronavirus is nothing but a glorified flu. Now he's gone.
Jaxson Reed
>they invented it was a bioweapon, we got close to extinction
>really? I saw that on tv once I thought it was horseshit
Wyatt Lopez
>I told you I had the bat flu
>I said my piece Crissy
Isaac Butler
winner
Caleb Hernandez
He says this as he backhands the stockboy
Alexander Clark
how about real fucking life?
Brayden Johnson
I have two boomer uncles that claim the same thing.
Hunter Clark
they probably had it... 50% will be asymptomatic 35% will have mild symptoms that can be treated at home. this shit only kills invalids in nursing homes and morbidly obese people with diabetes and heart problems
Jordan Ramirez
>Chinks did this?
Connor Stewart
>Pandemic hits New Jersey
>Lockdown begins
>Tony is pissed off because he has to close his businesses and feels like he might lose his power and influence.
>AJ becomes paranoid and reads everything he can find about the virus. He starts talking shit and basically repeats every fake news he finds on the internet.
>Christopher says the virus is bullshit and eventually catch it. He has a strange, fucked up fever dream.
>Paulie beats up some Chinese guy in a grocery store because he’s pissed off.
Jack Davis
NOBODY HAS CORONA, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT WORD AGAIN
Adam Turner
>morbidly obese people
So average americans?
David Hill
AAAYYYY OOOHHH BADABING BADABOOM, SOCIAL DISTANCING
*woke up this morning*
Luke Morris
Chrissy would be the main person to get it on the show
Kevin Parker
CHRIS: Playing poker against Paulie ”You read the news about that Corona virus?"
TONY: Sitting down in the bada bing office chair with a sandwich in his mouth "mhm-eah, chink eating rat soup or some shit like that"
CHRIS: "Bat soup, yeah."
TONY: "Bat soup, rat soup, dog soup, last time I'm ever eating chinese again"
Crew laughs, except for Feech of course.
CHRIS: "Zipperheads are infected too, on a major fucking scale. This shit even made it's way to the old country"
TONY: "Get the fuck outta 'ere. Italy? Where?"
CHRIS: "Northern Italy"
FURIO: Smirks
CHRIS: "Entire fucking cities are quarentined. I'm talking ghosttown, Rome looks like a fucking Will Smith movie"
PAULIE: "Corona virus? Heh. Biological fucking super weapon if you ask me. A week or some' after the first case they already built a fucking hospital. It’s like they had it all planned out, resources ’n’ everything. Bet ya they fucking rigged it to evolve too, like a fucking time bomb or something.”
TONY: Quickly raises his hand to the side of his ear ”Gettafuckoutahere! Got a fucking wife and kids at home, don’t think anyone ’ere wanna hear ’bout your theories and doomsday scenarios Paulie”
SIL: Counting money and shrugs ”ehhh, I’m not too scared ’bout the virus. Papers agree with Tony, says it's nothing more than a flu"
TONY: "Yeah but people are freaking out, already lost 9% in our webistic stocks" Looks at Christopher, slight dead-eye
CHRIS: "Sorry T, shit like this can't be helped.”
BOBBY: ”Don’t they have scientists that can predict these kinds’a’things? Maybe some of that artificial intelligence, who knows?”
CHRIS: ”I dunno, anyways, like Sil said it's nothing to be worried about unless you already got a disease, AIDS or some shit like that"
Close up of Vito looking down at the table.
Adrian Richardson
kek
Charles Ramirez
>FURIO: Smirks
Hah
Noah Murphy
All these are amazing. Currently laughing in the shitter at work
Kayden Powell
>the Nort looks down to us like we are peasants now they fall like bees in Milano. I ate the Nort
Evan Parker
God Chrissy's demise was the most tragic part of the show.
Sebastian Russell
RALPH enters swinging a chain:IT WAS JUST A BAAAAAAAAAT
Aiden Adams
Pretty on point. Throw in a melfi scene.
Lucas Diaz
Tony yells at everyone to flatten the curve but breaks quarantine for food and sex
Brody Howard
>close up of Vito
fucking kek