How do you guys deal with a clingy girlfriend?

My GF is cute and clingy. Just constantly wants me to cuddle and fuck her. It's the best

I have the same problem I might be fine with it if we had anything in common but she is boring as fuck and we dont. Im moving next week and she thinks she is coming with me in a month but im going to drop all her shit off and break over text lmao

This girl looks exactly like an arthoe ex of mine.

I miss her lads.

Is her name Linda?

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In what way is she clingy?

I was the same with relationships till the aspergers diagnosis. Bitch get out of my space stop touching me.

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This is how you do it OP. She’ll cling to the BVLL and leave you alone.

No

I have seen "tfw no gf" threads hit the bump limit here, depends on which Janny is currently on patrol

Cuddling is awful btw, your combined body heat turns the bed into a fucking sauna and it's even worse when she wants to throw a blanket over the both of you. Just spit in my mouth and let me jerk off to your feet and we can call it a day, enough of this affection bs its fucking creepy

You couldn't even reach the bare minimum for off-topic shitposting by somehow putting the words "movie" or "tv series" in the OP...

The idea is nice but yeah I can't handle the heat

>footfag has his wires messed up and doesn't understand intimacy
unsurprising

Give out attention in small doses. Enough so that she won't seek another supplier. Not enough for her to get satiated.

That's not really clingy. Clingy is when you want to hangout with your friends and she either gets a passive aggressive attitude or just an aggressive attitude.

sounds uncomfortable haha

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t. dunkey

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how do I get a gf? women are so pretty and they smell nice

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Cuddle her you piece of shit

you gotta remove the teeth, cut off the fingertips, then bury them upside down in a sleeping bag full of yogurt.

Best breakup advice I got.

Ok bros, help me out.
I've been a kissless virgin until 2 months ago.
Currently 'with' a korean classmate, shes skinny with like a 4/10 face, 7/10 body, we've fucked a few times and it was great
But every day she messages about how much she loves me, wanting to travel to all these countries together, meeting my parents, getting a dog together, all that shit
The answer I'm looking for is: Will the pain of remaining in this relationship and putting up with this sappy shit be lesser than the pain of leaving her and risk going on a streak of nopusy for god knows how long?
note. she loves cuddling, will do whatever I ask and views me as some sort of god
think classy upper class asian pianist girl thats secretly really fucking dirty
shes like an ugly clingy mayli

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just be yourself

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The less effort used to make a thread the better it is.

clingy girlfriends are overrated

it sounds good at first but it gets fucking annoying even after a couple of days

My friend talked to a girl at a bar but I didn’t know what he said