What was your reaction to this garbage after the first viewing?

As for me:
TFA - What? Why did everything reset to the state of the 4th episode? Why did technological progress stop in the galaxy? Why the main character can do absolutely everything? Why do they use Xwing as a bomber? Why are stormtroopers no longer clones? Why is the main villain goosey emo-kid? Why an ordinary person is able to fight with a lightsaber? Why an ordinary person is able to fight lightsabers with a Sith? Why the shot of the larger Death Star is visible throughout the all galaxy? Why... Wait a minute, was that a New Hope, just worse?
TLJ - Fuck it... Just fuck it...
TROS - Wow.. It was a very high-quality Chinese CAMRip!

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>Why are stormtroopers no longer clones?
they weren't clones in ot retard

>TFA
can't wait to shitpost on Yas Forums
>TLJ
can't wait to shitpost on Yas Forums
>TROS
can't wait to shitpost on Yas Forums

Loved the first two. 9 really disappointed me the first time but I came around

based

>TFA
welp, better than the prequels
>TLJ
welp, better than the prequels
>TROS
welp, better than the prequels

"The Essential Guide to Warfare" says that they were (at least the main units). Stop pretending to be a SW-fan if you know this universe only from movies and your imagination. Kys, please

>Why are stormtroopers no longer clones?
Good job outing yourself as a fake fan right off the bat

haven't seen it and don't intend to, ask someone else

This honestly

Why are there so many simps here lately?

TFA: Daisy a cute but why is this movie a thing?
TLJ: This is so great but also so shit at the same time also fuck proles
TROS: They should have fucked but also this movie shouldn't exist

Consumers in da house

I said any film. I played rogue squadron too and FUCK imperial construction yards, but Kathleen Kennedy says none of that ever happened.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
HWY LITTLE EUBABY! MIND IF I TAKE THIS AND MAKE IT BETTER!?

YOINK!

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Good. Her and George were in agreement

R1, for example?

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Looks like you forgot to take your pills

Luke's prosthetic hand was attached at a different point it was cut off

The fuck are these memes from?

Too based for this board

>I said any film.
Ok. It was obvious all the plot ends would go nowhere in TFA.
Played lots of Star wars video games, no compulsion to play any of the new ones.

Holy based.

Rogue 1 itself only got this from the fans.

Also it's clear from Episode 4 that any craft can be fitted with torpedoes, ion torpedoes, or proton torpedoes.

>TFA
This is so boring. I don't care about any of these characters at all.
>TLJ
This is just awful. Fuck off Disney. I didn't even pay to see this and I still feel robbed.
>TROS
Didn't watch lol.

The gypsy pilot in the "sequels" destroy armored objects by not torpedoes at all.

the only vehicle stated as being a bomber in any film is the MG-100 StarFortress.

You were mistaken by a board. This is not /lgbt/

you know any level that has you fly the snowspeeder is going to be a bitch

I was still an impressionable teen when I watched TFA (I know I know but I'm an adult now) and I thought the movie was pretty cool. Used to think that BB8 was cute and that the new protagonists were great. Now I think the entire movie is shit and that the characters are dull.

My first reaction to TLJ was reading all the threads on this board about it, and how Johnson had made a terrible movie. After reading about how Disney ruined star wars I thought the same too. I pirated TLJ two months ago and everything Yas Forums said was correct. Terrible movie.

For TROS I pirated it two weeks ago. Honestly I kept skipping the movie forward every 5 seconds because it was just so meh. I had already read the plot leaks and they were right, the movie was just hot garbage. When Mary Sue and kylo kiss I just skipped it because it was the most contrived romance ever, even more so than padme and anakin. What a shit flick, somehow even worse than TLJ.

>TFA
Loved seeing a new Star Wars movie. Basically just episode IV again, but that's about what I expected. Better than the prequels, worse than the OT. Just a typical, safe blockbuster.
>TLJ
What a trainwreck. Doesn't feel like a Star Wars movie at all, gets everything wrong, somehow manages to spit on the previous trilogies but also TFA. Depressing as fuck. Not the worst movie I've ever seen but probably the most disappointing.
>TRoS
About as good as it could be after TLJ. Tried to get the trilogy back on track but not a whole lot that could be done. A mess, but at least it felt like Star Wars again.

Also, I've only seen TFA more than once.

>I used to be so impressionable that I would form my own unbiased opinions but now I'm an "adult" (sheep) now so I just say what Yas Forums wants me to say

Nice one dude.

>About as good as it could be after TLJ.
so fucking terrible then?

>Basically just episode IV again, but that's about what I expected
Congratulations - you have autism

I mean, wtf would they even want to steal 3 atpts for?

TFA - highly unoriginal but I guess they wanted to capture a younger audience that hasn't seen the old movies, so as long as the next two episodes are good, it can fly, also the intro scene was really good
TLJ - lol star wars is dead...
TROS - ... so I guess why not fuck its corpse a couple of times?

i think TLJ is the most bizarre movie theater experience i had
it was surreal
you could feel it, the atmosphere there, literally everyone hated it
after that i decided to never give disney my money ever again
watched the last one as camrip just for the shitposting