>GO HOME GAMER GIRL
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
Kevin Smith
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Austin Ortiz
Why do I keep farting? What's going on?
Bentley Thompson
Brayden Hall
He reminds me of that one screaming book in Harry Potter 1
Jacob Russell
He cute
Jose Perez
IBS
Jeremiah Perez
I'm doomed.
Blake Gomez
What if Gamergate wasn't just a story?
>Camera shows innocent looking guy typing away at his computer in his moms basement. Glow from screen lighting up his face
>Voice from upstairs "Honny can I come down?" yells his mother
>Not now Mom...I'm...I'm just finishing my homework
>"Okay sweetie"
>Camera pans around the basement and we see a MAGA hat, a chained up woman with "Slut written on her forehead and the text on the computer monitor of a Yas Forums post that reads "KILL ZOE QUINN!
All around me are familiar faces
>Zoe Quinn (Played by beautiful SCARJO) sits down with two white guys in an office
>"What is it Quinn?" Says guy
>"Look I cross referenced some data from several outlet polls and triangulated the research into a game that will single handily corner the female gaming market, I call it Depression Quest"
Worn out places
>Men look at each other confused and angry
>"Female market?" Says man 2
worn out faces
>GO HOME GAMER GIRL!
Bright and early for their daily races
>Zoe enters her apartment and logs onto her email that is full of hundreds of messages
Going nowhere, going nowhere
>Flashes of the words RAPE,CUNT,LIBERAL BITCH are projected on Zoe's face in horror as she cries
Their tears are filling up their glasses
(Inception BWAAAMP)
>Cut to scene of an explosion outside a hipster cafe
>BWAAMP
>Cut to scene of Zoe jumping between rooftops as fat slobs with Katanas try to chase her
>BWAAMP
>Zoe talking on the phone to somebody "They are all after me because they know I am the only one who can bring the fight to their doorstep!"
>Cut to towers falling over
>Donald Trump speech
>Fat gamer in basement cocks his shotgun "I don't know what reality is anymore"
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
>Last scene is a camera panning up to Channing Tatum in a red wig
>Who are you?
>Me? I'm Brianna Wu. I'm putting together a team
Carter Moore
Don’t worry, you are cool. You are a girl gamer, not a gamer girl.
I know Becuase you post here and lucky star
Julian Clark
Is this the start of the professional victims cinematic universe?
Christopher Bailey
Kino.
Jaxon Carter
Is that Bonnet from Outlander?
Matthew Ortiz
Idubbbz used to be based before he became a simp.
Xavier Baker
9/10 would read again
Aiden Hall
as a fellow greentexter i approve
Colton Stewart
Asanagi doujin when!?
Brody Collins
It's even funnier rewatching this shit now because Logan Paul plays one of the gamer terrorists:
youtube.com
Ryder Walker
what's the best way to kill yourself bros
Charles Collins
forgot image
Jace Sullivan
undoubtly kino
Dylan Watson
Aaron Richardson
>Channing Tatum as Brianna Wu
kino. Pure unadulterated kino.
Nicholas Brown
You know shit's bad when you start feeling nostalgia for the sheer autism of gamergate
Zachary Cooper
he cute
Zachary Baker
iceT is such a simp. disgusting
Matthew Roberts
It gets better:
>youtube.com
>"I know I read on Kotaku that it was better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack
>Nice try! NO RESET BUTTON IN THE REAL WORLD!
Brandon Sanchez
>There's a subthread on RedChanIt
>They uploaded it through the darkNet
Lincoln Long
>the us gamers huh video got CC-ed
it hurts
Chase Torres
THEY LEVELLED UP
Ethan Bennett
s'alright man, lockdown is kind of a blessing in this sense. maybe it'll go down once it lifts
Jason Carter
>after being raped by a pack of vicious gamers in a public bathroom:
"They leveled up"
Fucking A grade comedy gold. I swear that Zoe chick basically gaslighted all of feminism with her sob story and it's still fucking hilarious
Colton Sullivan
it really was when it dawned on us all that the world was dying wasn't it
Liam Diaz
>actually it's exactly the same
This episode was fucking gold but I can't help but wonder how more awesome it would be if stabler was in it
Cameron Williams
>MY DAUGHTER PLAYS REVOLUTION 60 YOU SICK FREAK
Grayson Ramirez
>YOU PLAY ...VIDEO GAMES?
>y-yea.. sometim-
>I HAVE A DAUGHTER YOU SICK FUCK
>[Stabler FUS RO DAH'ing]
Parker Watson
Not really. Gamergate (and a lot of other events that happened around that time - fuck 2014 was weird) was the start of the internet officially becoming fucking gay and the end of all fun.
Justin Gray
youtu.be
Its sad that i recognice most of the games
Xavier Gutierrez
>Revolution 60
I really like Oney's playthrough: youtube.com
Ryder James
Yeah no that sewage was gonna seep in from the world at that time anyway, a bunch of autists playing journalists against the narritivisation vanguard was never the root cause.
Oliver Bennett
2007 was actually the beginning. Normalfags having casual access to the internet with smartphones was the beginning of the end. The rise of social media made internet into serious business.
Joshua Miller
That feeling when it turns out after all the drama Revolution 60 is just a typing tutor/touch-screen quick-time event hybrid
Benjamin Morgan
It's the best game 1996 never made
Ayden Lewis
Stop drinking milk and dairy products and see if you stop. Lactose Intolerance maybe.