My powers have doubled since last we met, cunt

>My powers have doubled since last we met, cunt

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how did he measure that
does he have a level like KotOR

Dbz power levels

jajajajaja

His magic space leukaemia got worse

>Twice the digit, double the get

They do blood tests every month to monitor their midichlorian count

Does fapping reduce your midichlorian count?

Yes, absolutely. So does sex. Sperm contains high counts of midichlorians. Usually it just dissipates back into the atmosphere and the midichlorians are reabsorbed by your body eventually, but that doesn't happen if the sperm is used for coneption. That's why Anakin was beaten by Obi-Wan at Mustafar. That's also why Sheev is so powerful - he could produce force-sensitive babies without losing sperm, therefore without losing midichlorians.

Going by the timeline of the CN clone wars show, the last time he saw dolly couldn’t have been more than a year or two could it?

He meant since their meeting in AOTC since TCW didn't exist yet. Another example of TCW making no sense with anything in the canon. Star Wars fantards will whine about Disney declaring everything non-canon, but lick Filonis dirty asshole in praise of him even when he did the exact same thing. He just wasn't stupid enough to announce he was wrecking the canon, he just did it and everyone was too braindead to notice without it being spelled out to them.

Imagine going on that timeline

Lucas made the clone wars.
This isn't Filoni's fault.
Don't understand Yas Forums's hate boner for him.

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>I've dumped 15 points into DEX since we last met

Filoni ran the show.

I agree except before the Disney acquisition, the films were considered a different canon that all subsidiary media, meaning that the films might sometimes contradict the books, vidya, etc. but always took precedence over them. Maybe this wasn't the best way to handle Star Wars canon, but it made sense considering all of the different authors and spin-off material that Lucas couldn't possibly oversee all on his own. Now Disney is trying to give all their media an equal level of canon to the films, which they have shown to be utterly incompetent at managing. It would have been easier for Disney to just say "the old canon is still good except for anything post-ROTJ or until we overwrite something," which happened all the time before they bought the IP.

>Good. Twice the the pride pride, double double double double the the the the fall fall fall fall.

Jesus, wasn't it only like three years since Attack of the Clones and he was already capable of besting Dooku? How powerful would Anakin have been in another three years?

Why couldn’t his powers double in a couple years? I mean you can easily double your bench, squat, endurance etc irl in that time frame and that’s without space magic and advanced technology. Just lift and do cardio you lazy nig

Filoni seems like a guy who knows a lot of Star Wars trivia, but doesn't really 'understand' it. The films never implied that there was a "light side" of the Force that existed on an equal and opposite spectrum to the dark side, but that seems to be a big theme in Filoni's shows. To my recollection, the whole concept of the "light side" never existed in any media until KOTOR introduced it as game mechanic. Lucas' films only had "the Force," a natural phenomenon that comes from all living things, and the dark side was a corruption of it. It makes more sense that way, because if the Force also comes from nonsentient life forms like plants, how could they possibly be aligned with either a "light side" or a "dark side?" Or how about sentient beings that aren't Force-sensitive? Thinking that the existence of a dark side implies the existence of a "light side," when the "dark side" was never anything more than a descriptive term for a corruption or misuse of the Force, is a brainlet-tier understanding of what the Force is supposed to be.

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Dooku was like 80 years old. Even though there are many examples of elderly people using the Force to give themselves heightened abilities, it obviously requires concentration, and can't be used indefinitely.

Should've just bought a scrolled sauna robe and bamboo hat, noob

Yoda was 900 years old and he was still even more powerful than Sheev.

Yes, Yoda won the Force fight against Sheev, he only escaped because he fell and hit his head bad. But in a rematch he would have defeated Sheev. He was faster and better with the lightsaber and he could also block and redirect Sheev's force lightning.

>crushes obi wans lower body with a platform
>obi wan wakes up and moves around like nothing happened

Well Jedi have stronger bones because of highly concentration of midiclhorians.

Well, Yoda won the lightsaber duel and disarmed Sheev (offscreen), but Sheev won the Force battle since Yoda never used the Force for offense. Sheev might have also had the advantage at the time since the Force itself was clouded by the dark side at the time after Anakin's turn and all the Jedi getting murdered.

Obi wan was only pretending to be knocked out

>but Sheev won the Force battle since Yoda never used the Force for offense.
He used it there for example.
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Also, notice how Sheev tries to escape from him.
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And look here how he first is losing against Sheev's lightning but then he blocks it and Sheev can handle it.
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Sheev was just lucky that he could hold on to that metal bar. Because he was exhausted too and would have fall like Yoda did.

>Uh, that was a few months ago, did your powers really increase that much?

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