Getting closer bros
>the more she drank the more she shat
Fatman cashed out after whoring the franchise to HBO. Why would he waste his time writing books like some nerd loser?
...
So what's his tax policy?
I just wanna know based BookEuron's plot already.
This series will never be finished, deal with it book fags. Even if TWOW does come out, dream of spring won’t happen. ASOIAF got too convoluted in book 4 and 5. It will take 9 books at the fucking minimum for this series to end
GoT killed my interest in the books.
Dying from coronavirus before finishing his goddamn work
>kill off characters with convoluted storylines
>problem solved
Didn't this fucker blog in 2018 that he'll have the book out by 2019 or else they should "chain me" to his chain? Somebody find that quote/blog post.
digits and it gets published post-mortem by his estate.
I've accepted no DoS already. I want TWoW mostly because DoD left off with so many things literally just about to happen.
>Wait 5 years between book 3 and 4
>Wait 6 years between book 4 and 5
>Been waiting 9 years for book 6
Does anyone really care any more? GoT ruined the series for many people anyway.
>April 2019
>"if I don't have The Winds of Winter in hand when I arrive in New Zealand for worldcon, you have here my formal written permission to imprison me in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid, until I'm done"
WorldCon is July 2020.
All I want is to see the battle of ice with Stannis, the show ruined him and gave his moments to Jon. Give Stannis his moment of glory before you kill him off George, don’t really care about Arianne Martell and Aegon
It's lock him down if he isn't finished by some convention in New Zealand that was supposed to happen this year. Imagine if this fat fuck still doesn't finish this book while he literally has nothing better to do.
He can use COVID-19 as an excuse.
>Roose at odds with Ramsay
>treacheries eveywhere
>Big Walder trying to play the game
>Manderly dabbing on everyone
>Stannis backed by the bank
>Pink letter confusion
>Holes in the ice
>Davos at Skagos
>Grand Northern Conspiracy
The North chapters are gonna have so much HAPPENING.
My personal crackpot notion is revived Jon won't be able to recall Arya properly and believe that Jeyne is his sister.
>My personal crackpot notion is revived Jon won't be able to recall Arya properly and believe that Jeyne is his sister.
i like it
i'm personally interested in seeing if jon is revived in the way that is actually foreshadowed in the books instead of just brought back by melly sanders
All the good shit is happening in the north, the Wall will also be in complete disarray with Jon dead
it's supposed to be 2020, not 2019 but yes he'll probably blame it on the virus
>My personal crackpot notion is revived Jon won't be able to recall Arya properly and believe that Jeyne is his sister.
Oh never thought about that not bad user.
Yeah, an excuse to write more because he's locked in his fucking home now and all the cons are cancelled
>her cunt became the world
It's going to be so much better than the crunched down season 6. And this time, Stannis will be in it. Bros...
It took multiple deaths for Beric to lose his memories though. When Jon does come back, he’ll probably be more feral and cruel
>"The food shops are closed, I can't write. Fuck blumpf"
Cersei's chapters were the absolute highlights of AFFC and DoD. They were comedy gold. We haven't been in her head since the Walk.
What do you imagine her temperament in her first new chapter is gonna be like?
The poor fat man's Tolkien
I might read it just for based Stannis
cast him
The northern storyline (including Theon) in ADWD is actually sort of kino and it's easily the best part of the second half of the series. Jon as a character becomes more interesting, which was sorely needed.
It was initially meant to be a trilogy lol
What a hack
Yes but what of Tolkien's tax policy?
Beric and Cat were obsessed with what happened to them at death and wanting revenge but Jon's mind will be part of Ghost's like the guy in the prologue so when he revives he will be pretty normal.
Smug
>Not being able to leave his house is an excuse not to write
I'm really starting to hate this fat cunt
>scarcely
>mayhaps
>elsewise
>mislike
>craven
>japed
>nuncle
>manhood
>teats
>aught
>amiss
>sweet sister
>mine own
>if needs be
>needs must
>would that I could
>in his cups
>mummer's farce
>like as not
>with child
>a man grown
>on the morrow
>three and ten
>words are wind
>dark wings, dark words
>the horse whickered
>near enough to make no matter
>a flagon of Dornish sour red
>as useless as nipples on a breastplate
>poison is a woman's weapon
>he broke his fast
>swimming in butter
>grease dripped down his chin
I'm not saying he'd forget her entirely, just maybe have trouble recalling her face exactly, as well as a few things he may have said to her. Combine that with Jeyne being familiar with him and he may get confused enough into believing it.
CONCERN
>>grease dripped down his chin
I suppose everyone in Westeros eats like an elderly, fat scifi/fantasy author.
>No Milk of the Poppy
One job user
You forgot the most important one
>could not eat a single bite
Every wonderful, lucious feast he describes is punctuated by the POV fag feeling sick or not hungry. It's enough to drive you nuts.
I kinda want an Eel pie
Literally the opposite of what he's doing, do you just believe anything any idiot says on Yas Forums?
Drinking bleach has been shown to immunize you against Covid user
Lard ass will die of wüflü before he ever officially releases a single sentence worth of new materiel
CONCERNED
You forgot
>it is known
>make her water
>boiled leather
Her
cunt
was
the
WORLD
>niggardly
>fat pink mast
My guess is he will be consumed with going home and playing Stark savior since that was what he was doing when he died, which compounded with his identity issues, should make learning that he's actually a Targ fucking shit more of a mind fuck.
What race is he? Looks like an absolute mutt
>Myrish swamp
>secret sweetness
>purple bulbous head
>Implying these will happen in TWOW
He'll probably spend the whole book introducing some new nation in Essos and end it with them arriving at port in Mereen along with everyone else
>"""Yas Forums - Television & Film"""
yet it is me who gets banned because I wrote that I love Eva Green.
>stew thick with carrots and pease
who gives a shit? You morons should be excited for my new fantasy book. It drops this year. And it wont be stupid like George R R Martin's writing.
he is 1/4 jew
Post your prose. Bet you won't, coward.
I love Eva Green as well, user.
Will the failure of Game of Thrones’ final season have killed interest in Winds of Winter or increased it due to people wanting to find out the ‘real’ ending?
Anglo/Jew
>catspaw
>hard sausage
>heel of bread
>strapped his sword to his back
>mulled wine
>clam between your legs
>her slit
>bastard in her belly
Well lucky for him there ain’t gonna be any worldcon now lmao
Based
No characters are heading to a new country user.
>Bran will become King
>Jon will be exiled to the land beyond the wall
>Daenerys wil become the next Aerys
>norf will be an independent kingdom
It's pretty hard to be exited desu.
He still is a stark, besides in book 3 he rejects Stannis’ offer of no longer being a snow.
>fifty thousands Dothraki screamers
Yeah OK user. I'm sure he's typing away right now
I highly doubt anyone who already read the books currently out will now not buy the next one because the show went off the deep end. The show went off the deep end in season 5 and the books diverge drastically at that point.
Anyone who didn't already read the books isn't going to pick them up now because of the show
Increased, beyond the doubt.
Go write your book fatso.
If nothing else the terrible television ending will act as a buffer against criticism of his writing. George can write whatever he wants now sure in the knowledge that the response will end like "-but in the end, it's better than the TV ending"
Killed it. That show ended so fucking badly that everyone stopped talking about GoT entirely as if they were embarrassed they ever liked it at al
He’s trying so hard to get the kung flu
>small wonder