Turns out it were a pork chop she'd sat on five years earlier

>Turns out it were a pork chop she'd sat on five years earlier

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Nevermind the beard...

...Steve

cause restaurants don't serve dogs

>An an meat tree an that

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he picked him up and put the lad in a wheelie bin

That bloke who does sport on telly, he's got a little kid. (DC)

>Christ, De Berg *sound of piece of paper he'd written them down on being screwed up*

Weird innit

Wetknee houston

if it's a potato or a nut it's a foodage.

it went down such a storm

Ages ago

>'ad this idea

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Alrigh' ere's some telly related rockbusters for yer n that, ready? Righ'

>He told a funny story to the lady, alrigh'? - J
>Where did the Jamaican fella go to the loud disco club? - D
>He was half way through doing maths and was findin' it hard - M

Email your answers into [email protected], prizes are the usual load of tat

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Not racist, they just don age well

I'm using me fables

I still wonder where Karl found the balls to climb on top of a plane, midflight, and wizz around for a while. And at the same time be scared of doing a bungee jump.

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i absolutely fuckin lose it every time i hear "the CHIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEESE" while ricky bursts

I imagine he got paid a lot more for the first one

Right, ehm, there this lil bat over in china right? Apparently it's going around making all the chinamen sick
Just makes me wonder who ticked it off that much

Right we'll do that, "lanky"

I'm gonna stop you there....what's a Babylonian?

Well, Ricky set up this thing with the Mr Leather contest, and Karl had to choose between that and the plane, but still. I'd do a bungee jump 10x over and I bet I'm more afraid of heights than Karl is.

give em another 3% and make em water

...ees' from Babba

*'hee hee hoo hoo's in background*

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>Ricky continues to laugh loud enough to ruin the rest of the story

Has anyone checked on what Karl's been doing during the lockdown?
Rockbusters is back

>roight, steve, you're gonna like this bit

>it's a Karl starts a story he's heard on the news and Ricky jumps in and ruins the end because he has to prove he'd heard it already episode again

>having a round face

but not- not Shakespeare.

im not an invalid

>only recently started watching "Sick of It"
>turns out, its really funny and arguably better than some of his latter travel shows

Meanwhile After Life season 2 has been awfully sappy and directionless

me Mom and Dad don't even remember me then.

>it's a "ricky strives to present himself as an expert naturalist with half a story, two dozen "umms" and "errrs" and the wrong terminology" episode

>deemed most likely to be gay by the listeners; Steven Metchant

After Life is such masturbatory garbage. You would never guess Gervais is an atheist with how angelic he made his wife in that shit

knob juice

And an ant... can lift three Volvos

it was the baby that had the power.