Be McGonagall

>be McGonagall
>in charge of picking quidditch team lineup
>highly coveted seeker position needs to be filled
>pick a first year who just discovered brooms last week and who cant see shit without his giant oversized glasses

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Pretty sure Dumbledor and Old woman wanted Harry close and to give him a coveted position as some kind of popularity boost, they wanted Harry in the spotlight, so they can keep an eye on him.

>be Snape
>choose Malfoy as Slytherin's seeker because his dad is a big booster
>also because you're both in the same fraternal order of death eaters

>literally EZ Clap wins the whole match by himself his time playing

I guess she knew what she was doing.

DO THE JOB

athlete genetics bro, deal with it

>be Lucius Malfoy
>attempt to murder a child in broad daylight, closeby to several witnesses, down the hall from the strongest wizard to ever live, all because you fell for a trick thst deprived you of a lowly house elf that costs a pittance
What the fuck Tolkein?

Freddie Stroma is relentlessly handsome.

It’s because he’s famous. Now you know why Millennials love Harry Potter. They think something out of their control will suddenly change their shit life around and they’ll get everything handed to them on a silver platter. Harry goes from being poor miserable kid to learning that he’s a wizard that’s filthy rich. Not only is he a wizard, he’s the arguably the most famous one. His life goes from shit to amazing in about a day

lots of people are suspicious of him and think he's a dark lord, speaking parseltongue didn't help that. plus the slytherins are cunts.

hard to murder someone with a thousand people watching him all the time

Lucius just didn't give a fuck. One of the last real wizards before they all turned bitch.

this, he could've just waited for Harry to go to the bathroom and done the deed there

Didn't old voldie try to kill him during a fucking match but Snape blocked him with some spell bullshit?

I agree putting him in as a starter was rash, but you gotta scout the young kids coming in.

I agree
#McGonagallOut

In the books he lunges at harry rather than shooting a spell. In the movie they told him to make up a spell and for whatever reason he chooses the killing curse. Just more proof the movies are shit.

whoever made ron the keeper is a dumber idea

>In the books he lunges at harry
Based

fat dumb kid in goal lad

Don't forget that it's literally the only position on the field that affects the outcome. Those kids who actually trained for years to do this nonsense are all just there as a sort of crowd for a duel of a kid who has just saw the broom yesterday versus a kid whose father just straight up payed to have him occupy the position.

Women simply do not understand sports in any capacity. For the most part they just think it's stupid, it follows that when a woman tries to invent a sport it comes out stupid as hell.

This. James was so fucking alpha even his idiot son can't lose.

Why didnt they pay a hobo to shoot him with a colt?

But the lil nigga managed to catch a clear orb mid-flight on his very first time on a broom....according to the movie

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Iirc in the books there's one instance of Harry catching the golden snitch but still losing the game because Gryffindor was so far behind their opponent. I think it only happens once in the entire series though.

Lucius is a scrub who doesn’t win a single one on one duel. Prove me wrong.

Wasn’t it because the actor didn’t know any other spell?

Either way it shouldnt have been left up to the actor to just wing it

Nah. Youre thinking of Krum in the world cup. Harry loses two matches at school, one because the dementors make him faint and the other cause McLaggen knocks him out accidentally

Yes, being hated by those that are inferior to you is an added bonus.

>OMG witches are human

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somehow this
they even have the perfect person to conduct this
there's the nigger in the same dorm as potter
they could just speak to him and pay him a few bucks, its just so easy to exploit the niggers greed and bestial violence, harry potter would've been strangled in his bed easily, even weasley and the other boys in the dorm would not be able to stop him due to chimp strength
they can't even scapegoat anyone since nigs going feral is just something in their nature