David Spade should just die.
David Spade should just die
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So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
no
Why is that?
Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
he's transforming into gary oldman
no I dont
> "I'm your sister...I'm your sister..."
This guy is a scream. He's great on interview shows , always has a funny story to tell.
You're gonna STAND there, ownin' a FIREWORKS stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
>David Spade should just die.
I mean he probably will if you just wait around long enough. Lmao what a weird guy to be mad at
No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like
Oh I got the poopy on me
Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer
i liked his comedy central show, kinda bummed they cancelled it. pretty much the one show on comedy central that wasnt OOOOOOOOH IM SO STEAMED ABOUT DRUMPPPFFFF!!!!! GRRRR HE MAKES ME SO MAD!
Remember when he went as a pizza rat for halloween? Funny guy.
so what's the Yas Forums consensus, is Grown Ups a decent flick?
Trump is a fat orange retard and you need to cope with it already
I feel ya. He comes off as an extremely disingenuous creep irl to me
>Spade has dated numerous actresses and celebrities, including Heather Locklear, Lara Flynn Boyle, Julie Bowen, Teri Hatcher, and Naya Rivera, with E! News calling him "a bachelor-era George Clooney of the comedy world". He and former Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace have a daughter together, Harper
Based Spade, how does he do it?
disingenuous? spade seems very much like a straight shooter. he's honest what he's about
he's so short wtf
i know he makes me so mad!!! grrrrr!!! steam is literally coming out of my ears right now just thinking about how much more ice cream he gets than everyone else!!!!! oooooooooo im mad rite now!!
>how does he do it?
He's a jew in hollywood
I never understood the appeal of David spade. From snl days until now I've never laughed or been entertained by anything he's done. I enjoyed black sheep and Tommy boy but they could have cast literally anybody with Farley and those movies would have been good. He didn't add much to those movies.
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think he has a lot of clout because the people he hangs around with. That's enough for most women.
>Number one, he’s funny! Wow, such a cliche. But nah, the real reason is a big penis. Or as Locklear put it, “He’s got a big cock.”
lots of new stories about this but need a pic of the bevelled outline of his cock on his pants to confirm.
I liked Just Shoot Me
Women think he is hilarious.
He's got a nice head of hair for a guy that's 55 years old.
I see the appeal!
pretty sure he got plugs. there was a period in 95-96 where he was a always wearing a baseball cap then when he stopped he suddenly had the longer just shoot me hair
I prefer his half brother, Danny Shovel