Inherits a massive fortune

Looks like a crappy sandwich to me.

I don't think you know what scalping is.

>Proceeds to give his friend open access to everything he buys
>Offers to buy his bro all the shit he needs all the time
>Spots Ron even when Ron's got the cash, so that his friend can be prudent and save for the future
>Is so fabulously, egregiously kind with his money he blows a fortune built over 90 years in less than 7.

Harry was a prick but if you were in his inner circle you were fucking set, mate.

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>>not old enough to leave the Dursley's and find another home
This has an explanation, some stupid protective magic or something.

that motherfucker is never seen eating them all he probably resells them once they arrive in hogwarts to other students for a 200% profit since no one was able to buy candy on the trip

t. got bullied by a ginger as a kid

cool spambot, wb!

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>"No!"

Not in the least, ginger.

anyone have the frodo soijack

based harry buying snacks for his poor best mate

I remember a Great Brain story similar to that premise.

Or. Maybe he just started giving them out to people like he did with Ron.

Harry's primary motivation throughout the series was his intense jealousy of Ron's loving family, something Harry never had and never will.

Watch this scene again. Ron pulls out his measly homemade sandwich and it sets Harry off immediately. He buys all the candy so he can feel better than Ron.

In half blood prince, Harry pretends to sneak good luck potion into Ron's drink. Ron rides the false confidence into his best quidditch performance ever and newfound popularity. What a friendly gesture by Harry right? Wrong. Harry was terrified that Ron might actually succeed on his own, and discover his own capacity for success. Now, Harry can always lay claim to Ron's greatest achievement. "If it weren't for me, Ron would not have won." Anything to feel superior to Ron and his perfect family life. This is why Harry gets butthurt when Ron becomes popular briefly too.

Still don't believe me? By the end of the series, Harry is the closest thing to a superhero in the wizard world. He killed wizard hitler and is practically a celebrity. He could have any woman he wanted. He chooses frumpy ginny weasley because nothing gets his rocks off better than plowing his best friends sister. That's who Harry is. He finally wormed his way into Ron's family and usurps him in his own domain.

>Harry was terrified that Ron might actually succeed on his own, and discover his own capacity for success.
Ron did succeed on his own.

Read:

that doesn't contradict what he said. Harry uses his money to feel superior to Ron because he is jealous of Ron's family

>I'll kill ya, I'LL KILL YA!

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>the only way to get into his inner circle is to have met him in the train before the first grade

Why didnt harry just redistribute some of his wealth to the weaseleys?

>is practically a celebrity
He was already the most famous person in the wizarding world BEFORE all that shit. Now he's literally wizard Jesus. Which make the fact that he basically ends up being their universe's equivalent of a police commissioner even more hilariously unbelievable.

Proletariat Pride. Two of the older Weasleys were making huge bucks but refused to take remittances.

In the books he did, he gave his winnings from the Triwizard Tournament to Fred and George which gave them the capital they needed to start the shop.

>well take the lot

What does it mean? Im not english native speaker. Lot = space right? Or was it misspelled alot?

The lot = all of what you have, all of what I can see
A lot = a large but unspecified amount

i understand now

He means that he will take all of it. I’m this context “The lot”=everything

>he basically ends up being their universe's equivalent of a police commissioner
What other jobs are there in the wizard world? Could have Harry have done speaking tours and lived off royalty money from his autobiography?

There's always Luna.

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