Novel virus that starts in China

>Novel virus that starts in China
>Respiratory disease
>The defiant, science denying conservative woman who only cares about money
>Chinese cover ups
>Social distancing is the best method of protection
>Hording of grocery supplies and hand sanitzer
>Fake news journalism on Twitter
>Wash your hands frequently!
>Fake medical cure (Forsythia/ribavarin) analogous to chloroquine
>Conspiracy theorists deriding CDC/WHO scientists

About the only thing it got wrong was its soundtrack and not having an incompetent US president

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>DUDE THIS IS JUST LIKE CONTAGION!!! YAYAYAYAY MY LIFE IS LITERALLY A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!!

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WHY AREN'T YOU STAYING AT HOME HAVEN'T YOU SEEN CONTAGION

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Convincing rebuttal

I hope I misunderstood your post because it seemed like you were talking shit about Cliff Martinez

You do realize it's based off SARS in 2003 right which is the first coronavirus, they didn't predict anything. It was all laid put for them.

your meds, take them, take them now or voices will force you to post more soijaks

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>convincing rebuttal

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Pederast.

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This is why I browse reddit almost exclusively now

I liked seeing Goop get the top of her head sawed off. Even more than imagining it in a box in fact.

>About the only thing it got wrong was its soundtrack
absolute pleb opinion. The soundtrack was kino

>This is why I browse reddit almost exclusively now

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oh right i forgot how many epidemics china causes

that music plus the montage gives me chills
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>This is why I browse reddit almost exclusively now

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I love Soderberg’s style on this. It’s clinical, methodical cinematography is very old school, like a 70s movie.

Disown yourself

shut the fuck up retard
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If I wanted edgy and ominous beeps and boops, I'll just go play Plague, Inc.

he better not be or us Cliff bros are coming

>About the only thing it got wrong was its soundtrack and not having an incompetent US president
Except the fatality rate was more like ebola and less like the fucking flu..

COVID-19 could mutate. And then you'd be wrong.

Matt Damon and Griffin Kane are relentlessly handsome.

The disease in the movie also killed quickly and didn't become more deadly at advanced ages.

>tfw no kino virus will put you out of your misery

>not having an incompetent US president
stopped reading here

the flu mutates at a higher rate than covid-19. it hasn't been a pandemic in over a century

viruses arn't successful if they are too deadly they arn't trying to kill off all their hosts

Inject yourself with bleach

So small pox being an absolute scourge for centuries having a 25% mortality rate is just fake history, right?