I missed on teen pussy lads

I'd say you only have another year or 2. I'm 27 and feel it's too late for me

You should have a job, car and apartment at that age. A lot of 18 year olds are impressed by that sort of thing and are an easy fuck.

You didn't miss much. Teens just fucking lay there and don't really do anything. Best sex I've had was with women in their mid 20's, they really get after it and know how to please a man. I think it's something about maternal instincts kicking in.

I didn’t really even start looking that attractive until I was like 22. Weird getting eyed by the same kind of girls who treated you like a joke when you could actually legally fuck them.

It's an index. The younger the body the nicer the feel but the lower the skill.

Teenage women can't fuck but have perfect bodies, the older they get typically the better they are at sex but the worse their bodies are. I got lucky and found an autistic and very lewd 21 year old virgin qt in my late 20s, so there are exceptions.

You've got until 35 before you'll have to start explictly paying for it.

Late 20s when you should have you life at least somewhat sorted, it it substantially easier.

>look good
>people think I'm gay just because I act polite
Still banged a chick at work after talking about sex toys with her.
I don't think bringing my housemate to the Christmas party really helped that idea in retrospect though.

Im 31, turning 32 this year. I've been fucking 18-20 year olds for the past 10 years. The saying truly is real. That being said, older women are better at sex, they are more comfortable with their bodies and know what sex IS vs what it should be based on porn. Younger girls love to play like a slut, but older women really are.

I'm a 31 year old virgin living at home. Is it too late/impossible for me to bang a 18 - 22 year old without paying a hooker?

>Fucking a nineteen year old at age 29

Feels good. It's never too late.

OP here I meant like 14

This is someone's daughter.

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im in my mid 30s and only bang 16-20 year olds.

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as long as your dick is working, you can get young pusy
having lot of money helps

yes bigtime

I just got my asshole eaten out by my landlord's wife. She's at least 200 lbs and probably 50 years old. Felt nice. I can't imagine a teen would ever be willing to do that.

how old is "older" for you? I've personally found that women from 27-33 generally tend to want to give it up the most. must be something about their biological clocks.

How do you meet them? Surely you're too old to go to clubs

>23
lol no

>is it too late?
23 is the age most teenage girls desire and go after, user.

I camp outside the local high school with my expensive car

I'm 26.

I feel the same, especially since I live with my parents.

its never too late if youve got hard drugs like cocaine

See, I don't know how motherfuckers like this who post some impact font memes can get 16 year-olds. And what kinda 16 year-olds are these guys getting? How do they get them? I just don't get it, man. No one at thirty years old was gonna fuck me at 16 unless they caught me.

Honestly, while 18-24 girls have the best bodies, they fuck like dried fish unless your lucky enough to meet one from a broken home, but thats a whole other set of issues...

Your best bet is 27-33 year olds, young enough to still be decently attractive but experienced enough to actually fuck back.

>How do you meet them? Surely you're too old to go to clubs
its called the internet and here is a mega protip fren: you're already on it.

i get dozens of "18" to 20 year old matches on my tinder/etc accounts a day.

Wait til you hit 25 and you'll get your chances.
>source: went to ex girlfriend's house after a couple of years to hook up and ended up fucking her teenage sister later on because she was turned on by my "grown man's body"

>be 28
>plowing 19 year old stacies
>28 year old beat single mothers get pissy and say its because the women your age see through your bullshit
>it couldnt possibly be because theyre fat and used up and headed for the wall at 120mph

you have to be cool and good looking

Lol no, go to a strip club with around 200 cash if you know what I mean.

That makes sense
I barely get any matches with girls my own age

It gets harder to meet people as you get older. I moved to a new city right after college and was not able to form a solid social circle/friend group.

I have some former work friends who are ok to hang out with once and a while, and one or two other friends, but without wide net it gets hard to meet women in your mid and late 20's.

Also any kind of "meetup" ground that ledditors love to suggest are full of ledditor type losers.

Teenagers don't know what they're doing. They're too much like children.

I didn't start having great sex until I was in my late-20s and it was with other women my age who had figured out how to please a man and weren't just acting like the other sexy girls they saw on social media.

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is this that whore who used to get posted here all the time before she hit the wall (18)

its nevER ovER

>See, I don't know how motherfuckers like this who post some impact font memes can get 16 year-olds. And what kinda 16 year-olds are these guys getting? How do they get them? I just don't get it, man. No one at thirty years old was gonna fuck me at 16 unless they caught me.
two words: daddy. issues. be in shape, have a beard, have a car and money and you already outclass 99% of the guys their own age. the fact that the girls assume you also know how to fuck because you're older and have had more experience(in my case true, in your case you can fake it) also helps. i've also mom's set me up with their daughters.

so glad I was self aware in middle and high school. I slayed alot of 13-19 year old pussy back in the late 90s while I could do it legally. you should've seen my old Polaroid collection
before I burned it of course.

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Bruh, it gets easier to fuck teens when you're older. You should try fucking milfs while you're young.

>it takes 10-15 years to master sex and perfect your craft like it's some kind of art form!
Nigga, it takes like one relationship and less than a years worth of regular sex to get a handle on what to do.
You've never had sex.

He's lying, user

that’s what you think. got any daughters?

Lol absolutely not?

I fucked a 19 year old when I was 32. Until I was 35.

Yeah, but that surely can't work all the time unless you're lying to someone. I mean, if they're 18 or 20 is one thing, but under 18? What kinda kid would just throw themselves at a grown man that isn't all sorts of fucked up? Probably the kind that is already a slut, you know? The kind that fucks her step dad or something. Fucking a kid is already gross, but that just makes it grosser.

>Also any kind of "meetup" ground that ledditors love to suggest are full of ledditor type losers.

THIS.

Fuck dude, I feel the same way. I don't know how else to find people to be friends with or date besides dating apps (which are hard as it is).

The only other idea is rock climbing groups but I've never tried.

Whoa there, friendo. That's a rare... are you sure you just want to post that here?

>i've also mom's set me up with their daughters.
TF? How?

I don't believe you

>i've also mom's set me up with their daughters.

this is the part where I realized you're full of shit