10 yo cousin wants to watch a Netflix show

>cuddling with 15 yr old sister on the couch watching a movie
>dad comes downstairs and tells us to move apart

Lol this actually happened to me, but we were much younger. CUddling with your 15 yo sister is weird as fuck bro.

how is fucking your cousin racist?

Based jews inventing a religion where you can escape responsibility simply by asking for forgiveness.

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>tfw no sister to show you how to talk to girls and get gf

It's not you fucking retard. He's just pointing out that the CEO of Racism also owns the Based Department

They don't do any of that stuff. Real life isn't like your animes

i've never watched anime and i never had a conversation with a female until i was in my 20s

based incel meme

>late 20s, never had a gf
>mom starts to post gay pride shit all over her facebook despite being apathetic to gays her whole life
>profile pic is her hugging me with a gay flag overlay
>she tells me at least twice a month "Son, we'll love you no matter who you date"

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yo cousin wants to watch a Netflix show
>>take her to my room so she can use my setup
Lmao not just a pedo but a simp too.

quit blowing dudes bro and your mom wont think you gay lmao

Sister don’t do that shit

Just give it back and it's ok.

I never leave my house.

>playing with cousin's female child
>pick her up
>she tells her son to go with me
lol

Based on what?

I can smell the incel coming off you through my coax cable

Wash your penis.

Damn dude, your mom thinks you're potentially an incestuous pedophile. Get a job, move out, and never talk to her again, OP. She's a dumb cunt.

>tfw i accidentally sat on my baby cousin's head and killed her

tell story

Why do you have a coax cable hooked to your PC?

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Bring home the biggest blackest prostitute you can find

No point, it's a common story. Happens way more often than you think.

AYO DIS NIGGA NEVER HEARD OF CABLE INTERNET

Hey man. It was an accident. It was a baby... practically not even a person. Arguably, nothing of value was lost.

Fault is on whoever left their baby looking like a pile of blankets on the couch anyway.

Top or bottom?

He probably is tho

>playing strip poker with sister
>dad walks in
>tell him we were hot so we took our cloths off

she must've crawled under there for warmth

>baby killer in the thread and no one bats an eye

yes tell it

fucking kek

I'm writing my thesis on people who sat on babies heads and I need the details now or I will fail out of medical school.

It's very easy to kill a baby. Nothing to brag home about.

My sister would basically never talk to me and would steal the sexyfur.com porn that I stored on the free floppy disks my dad would bring home from work that I hid in my room.

I think it would stand out more if a guy COULDN'T kill a baby. I mean even women can do it.

Not that guy but it happened to me too. Like I said, it's a pretty common thing.

I thought baby skulls were supposed to be hard and shit?

Happens literally every day in every single country on the planet.

Extremely common, don't feel bad.

come on tell us how you kill babby and what your family thought of you

no, unironically

my sister and I didn't discuss romance until she met my girlfriend at 19, and even then we didn't talk about sex or anything, just "how not to be a shitty bf"

I've literally never seen any of my sister's boyfriends and I'm 27, she's 32.

Based reference

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