What was the overarching plot of the sequels?
What was the overarching plot of the sequels?
Aaron Morales
Anthony Phillips
Palpatine had sex.
Landon Phillips
Reylo
Blake Reed
Palps had a penis
Chase Wright
Somehow, shit happens.
Parker Turner
do what I say or no pussy for little ani
Asher Baker
Can we just forget star wars and pretend it never excited
Lincoln Howard
Plot?
Eli Cox
Real answer: a bunch of kids have their own generational STAR WAR and lots of shenanigans happen with the previous generation.
Meme answer: Moneyprinter go brrrrrr, and then it becomes Vento Aureo at the end
Robert Diaz
Something something, Disney makes money, something something. The end.
Cameron Bennett
>Rey is clearly a darkside force user, but we'll pretend she's not
>Kylo Ren should be the main character, but we'll pretend he shouldn't be
Dylan Long
Be a pretty girl.
Get everything handed to you.
Luke Collins
Kill everything people liked.\
Old shit people liked, like Luke and Han? Kill it.
New shit people like, like Kylo? Kill it.
Bring back the old shit just so you can kill it again, like palps.
Kill everything you liked.
Angel Roberts
>Be a pretty girl.
who?
Asher Reed
Somehow the empire 2.0 returned.
Somehow it got defeated. Again.
Nathan Myers
>What was the overarching plot of the sequels?
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
Christian Green
I only saw the first one but I've seen a lot of threads on Yas Forums. From what I can tell:
>The First Order is looking for a map that Luke left in case anyone wanted to find him
>but Luke was in hiding and didn't want anybody to find him
>Rose Tico's job is to shock deserters with a cattle prod
>But the #Resistance is a volunteer army
>While fleeing the First Order, the #Resistance runs out of space gas
>They send Finn and Rose to a casino to meet someone to buy more space gas
>Instead, Finn and Rose decide to let a bunch of racehorses loose
>Somehow, Palpatine returns in Fortnight
>Rey returns to her home planet of Tatooine, where the Skywalker family has lived for untold generations
Gavin Cruz
Somehow, kino returned.
Christopher Foster
Rey’s ass and pits save the day
Jason Hernandez
Rey made it through three films traveling in a straight line.
Noah Campbell
The force is female. White males are failures or villains.
James Flores
Faggot.
Caleb Cox
The ugly jewish big nose chick who was a lesbian.
The plot is the only way for feminists and libs to outdo previous accomplishments is to Tanya Harding the previous people. If you have to step on other women like Leia to do it, so much the better.
Owen Lewis
What a clusterfuck. This was the worst space battle of the entire franchise.
Kayden Lopez
How much you wanna bet some autistic faggot is going to come up with a backstory for each class of ship on the screen, pilots, ship types, everything. Then KKK will sell a book about the technology of The Rise of Palpatine for $49.95.
Ayden Thompson
>pretty
Christian Taylor
The "overarching plot" of the sequels is kind of a moot point considering that there really isn't one. Johnson showed up and made Star Wars great again but of course that wouldn't fly with zoomers who just wanted the same regurgitated crap shoved down their throats so the studios and JJ just fucked him over and made a mess of the plot.
Ian Collins
>Palpatine has returned, somehow/
Wyatt Gutierrez
>killing hershlag's legacy
fuck you disney
Ian Watson
When Hegel said that "history repeats itself", Marx refined it well: "as a parody".
This is the foundation of the sequel trilogy.
Jason Cook
How much did I get right?