Open up

Open up.
Simple as.

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>its a Paul Bohill has to evict a fat NEET from his mum's house and finds the piss bottle stash episode

Simple as what?

no.

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and they had the balls to call native Americans red skinned lmao

some one post the pasta about the old guy already

Try me rozzer cunt

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What’s this desu

Paul "Paki Pulverizer" Bohill drinks Johnnie Walker black at 7AM, that's why hes red l.

BUT THIS IS HUMAN RIGHTS COUNTRY YOU CANT THROW ME OUT FOR NOT PAYING

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>*coof coof* come in lads I've *coof coof coof* got a bit of a sweat on 'ere * coof coof coof* yeah I've coughed all over me stuff , take it away *coof coof coof*!!
dealt with. simple as.

Cant pay we'll take it away.
Pure unfiltered Dystopian Brit-kino.

My idea for a movie is a thick norf lad setting traps around his council house to keep the bailiffs out. We could have sections of him recording it off his phone, and use their body cams as well. He has to keep them away from his 85 inch TV until he gets his jobseekers allowance through so he can pay the bill (for this month)

>its a paki trying to pretend nothing is in his name and he never received any letters or has any money, only to turn out to have hundreds of thousands of pounds in the bank as soon as they start taking the sofa away episode

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why are bongoloids so entertaining?

>Muhammad’s + 8 kids, rent is late again
>Deano is behind on his Audi payments, bye bye car

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wish there was a show like this but t was just deporting Pakis and their 10 children

It's an honour to have you on our humble imageboard, Mr Loach.

>£600 TV
>Pay £1000 over 18 months.

Deano playing 4d chess with these brighthouse nonces

Britain is one of those weird counties that I can't take seriously. It's like nothing that happens there is real.

Lmao

DEANO'D

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>Cant pay we'll take it away.

I'm more of a The Sheriffs Are Coming man.

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Would it be legal to buy an island and ban pakis from it.

Oi! Ya got a loicense for being in ya own home?youtube.com/watch?v=FyQXe73IW9g

What an abomination

Simple as

‘Ate pakis
‘Ate the EU
‘Ate Muslims
‘Ate gayboys
‘Ate rival FC

Loove me wife
Loove me pints
Loove north FC

They called themselves redskins too

>Hating on based Deano

Probably a Tory twat, m8

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pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting

open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work

open the door

yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre

sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)

put up my feet on the IKEA table

whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty

perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals

tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work

send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

imagine being a malnourished arab during the crusades and seeing an absolute UNIT like Alan barrelling towards you.

>hate special needs
Every time.

>love pints
top lad

DEX > STR