What would you do or say if you got caught?

What would you do or say if you got caught?

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I didn't come to fuck and suck I sneed a lawyer

TWO WORDS: ROLE-PLAYING CHATROOM

Honestly role-playing chatroom seems like a good defense

Wait this isn't the beach.

leg it immediately
the only ones that get memed about are the retards that stay and try to explain themselves

Tell him that it was part of my plan.

>See you in hell Chris
*shoots Hansen through chest, then turns gun on self*

depends, most of them don't recognize hansen and he's doing the "maybe i'm a cop" thing on purpose. if i knew it was him, just stand up and wait to be arrested.

anyways, fuck those people in general of course, but how fucking retarded are these men anyways believing there's a fifteen year old in this world that would choose someone around 50 over someone her own age

2 words: pedo scum

this, verbatim
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i didn't know you also played final fantasy 14 chris, that's crazy

“Lawyer”

FINNNNALLLLLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you have ANY IDEA how many kids houses I've been to trying to find you?

Best strategy is not giving them anything interesting to air.

I wouldn't be caught because if you are smart then they aren't allowed to invite you over

Refuse to say nothing until a lawyer is present. Which literally none of them have ever done (or maybe they did, they just never aired those ones).

PUT DAT INNA FRIJJ
I'M NOT GAY THO

if you're smart you're either not a pedo or smart enough to prevent feelings like that from manifestating in the first place

ROLEPLAYING CHATROOMS

You'll notice that whenever one of the targets has a knife in the car/acts like a rapist, it's a gay pedo.

>Why was this show never targeted at fags? Don't they all groom kids?
It is

>I came looking for booty.

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yes they do all groom kids, and many of the pedos on the show are gay men looking to fuck boys

>fifteen year old in this world that would choose someone around 50 over someone her own age
It could happen if you're still in the 20-30 range but anyone older than that is deluding themselves.

Role Playing Chatroom kinda crumbles away once you see the decoy

based

what? no way!

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the 22 year old decoy that is playing a role?

some people look younger so not really

You're really underestimating the power of a broken teenage girl with daddy issues.
There are girls who prefer fucking grandpas.

I'd be way more scared if it was real cunny.

yup. think i saw some black guy that got caught using that excuse he just get screaming it over and over again. pretty convincing argument to a judge or courtroom id say especially if the site he was using had some barrier to entry where you had to say your over 18 to access the site. pretty much foolproof

Nothing? Shut the fuck up, try and leave and get a lawyer.
But then, pedos are fucking idiots so what do you expect?

just tell him that you did all that shit to get on his show. that you knew it was bullshit from the start.

whats he going to say? 'but you had cyber sex with a 9 year old!'

yeah but dude i knew it was a plant, and i did it because the thought of some 40 year old having to type like a retard was funny to me bro

Walk to the pantry, pull out a box of spaghetti, spill uncooked spaghetti on the floor, proceed to do a 360 then stab Chris

I've only seen the memes on here, never watched, I assumed it was only heterosexual pedos on the show.
I mean they are all rapists. But I could see the fag ones being more aggressive.

>they never bring guns
Cringe

EEEWPS

One guy shot himself.

>tfw 3 TB of pirate porn spread across multiple drives
>no cheese pizza at all or anything remotely resembling them
If I get "caught," it would just mean them looking at a bunch of porn from Empornium and then giving me the drives back while the rights holders do nothing and I panic and delete it all anyway.

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>whats he going to say?
"thats nice, you're still under arrest, because these laws are draconian as fuck."

actually bro nothing i did was illegal. youre referencing soliciting a minor, but since i didnt actually ever even talk to a minor, and i knew it wasn't a minor, you dont have shit on me bro bro.

Well, would rather be in jail for life for attempted murder or get a few years and your name on a list?

I would ask to see the police and explain everything. I would be completely honest with them, because that's the best way to endear myself to the DA and judge in my case, to show that I'm willing to work with them. I could probably get a reduced sentence or even probation by cooperating.

At home, long after his appearance on the show, when the police came to arrest him.

Out of sheer anger for not finding anything illegal on you they would certainly pressure the porn studios to sue you for pirating

I’d rather murder

>Yeah it was a fantasy role play? Wait did you think I actually thought she/he was 13????? LOL what? How would a 13 year old get my Love Boat and Fantasy Island references?

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that's not how the law works or every single police sting in history would be illegal and inadmissible in court

>A 15 year old would never be attracted to an older man with an established life and career.

You really do not understand female sexuality

Wouldn’t be on the show, cause I would’ve foreseen the perils of chat rooms and waited till social media came about so I could groom the girls from the special ed schools nearby

Chris, imma level withya.
I'm here for the cleanest, best pleasure.

They just have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt to 12 dumb bumpins that you thought it was a real child. Jurors are dumb as fuck (Or they would have gotten out of jury duty) and emotional with chips on their shoulders

That's a very difficult thing to prove in court, which is why most rights holders stop at C&D orders. There's no real answer to the defense saying "can you prove someone didn't leech-off or hack into my wifi?" or "can you prove i was at my computer when this file was downloaded?"

Unless you were being spied on with cameras and shit, they cant do much.