What did they eat

Rabbit stew

Pair of conies

MOMMY'S MILKIES PRECIOUS

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Does that involve meat?

Tohmatoes, sausages, and some nice crispy bacon

Nothing but lembas for months

The young hobbit girls go all the nearest human inns and pretend they're cunny prostitutes and make big money and send it back as supplies to their families

never heard that word in my life. ty user

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I dont think you realize how physically small hobbit children are.

Breast milk.

some noice crispy bacon

I think he means the young but grown hobbit chicks pose as human children.
Don't expect a filthy pedo to be well spoken. Especially in coomer mode.

>lackadaisical
have to duckduckgo that one

So what did Bilbo do all day? Even before that business with the Dragon all he seemed to be doing was smoking and eating. Atleast afterwards he was writing too

>freshly baked goods and grains
>home grown fruits and veggies
>pies
>cured meats
>pan fried stuff
>dairy

The Shire is thinly veiled nostalgia for pre-industrial Britain, so basically everything countryside Bongs at that time would've eaten, but of course with a fantastic and overly idealistic spin to it.

Did you even watch those movies?

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i snip the word and then google the image
eastside baller gang

comfy level: maximum

What does he eat?

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Why was Bilbo storing so much fresh food anyway? He is a one guy living alone and he kept enough food that it could fill 13 dwarf and a wizard, all big eaters with larger stomach than a small hobbit

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Semen, onions laced slob and overprocessed junk food.
Mostly semen though.

My dick THERE HE GOES
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNGGGHHHHH

Yeah if anything Tolkien is painting idyllic countryside life as what we should all aspire to achieve. The hobbits are characterized to hell and back again (heh) as both wise, smart and also having keen intuition and unnatural predilection.

The whole novel series is about fighting to protect that harmonious life. Think about most fantasy media in general really. Cozy taverns, lots of wood, including wooden basic instrumentals to paint a small town agrarian lifestyle. Living on the land, but lots of beer, drinking, being merry.

Tolkien the the framework he set for fantasy in general is based as fuck

lack-a-what?! Are you big brain man?

Have you interacted with any LoTR books or media whatsoever

he used to sneak invisibly around the Shire checkout out all the Hobbit ladies getting undressed.

How do they get out?