It’s common knowledge that Kevin Smith famously passed out at a bar in New Jersey and shit his pants, and the diarrhea rushed out his jean shorts onto the floor. Apparently he shit so hard it formed and fountain and did permanent damage to his anus which is why he lost all that weight because he basically had to stop eating solid food
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Caleb Price
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Joseph Martinez
not medically possible
t. doctor
Gavin Reyes
Is there anything about Kevin Smith that isn't embarrassing?
Landon Sanders
This is "rats ate a guy's dick while he slept" tier.
Levi Sanders
why would you make up a silly story when Kevin Smith is already incredibly embarrassing?
Nolan Stewart
David Baker
>naming your daughter after a demented, psychopathic comic book character.
The state of this man.
Camden Campbell
Carson Martin
Talking about your wife like that. What the fuck man
Ayden Baker
Maybe it's better for Bob to stay silent...
Isaac Williams
dudes getting laid on the reg and is still a faggot
Grayson Phillips
They literally removed 10 lbs of heroine from his ass. Normally you shit when you die but he was so backed up he barfed poop and then the poop choked him because it was gross heroine poop and so he coughed up the gross poop into his lungs and breathed in his poop and it smelled really bad and died
Juan Barnes
poop if true
Hunter Thompson
lol
Jacob Sullivan
Kek
Logan Nelson
And a cuck....look
Chase Gonzalez
cuck
Anthony Wright
>this was posted over 10 years ago
Carter Torres
That’s not what happened at all. The heroin in his ass got stuck so he started doing heroin straight out of his ass and he farted so hard that it came out of his ears, then he covered his ears to make it stop and his eyes blew out of his head and he shit the heroin out. When he saw his eyes he had a heart attack from scaring himself and slipped in his poopy heroin, ten lbs of it
Jason Thomas
>clit/brown/taint-area
There is no worse way to phrase this.
Gabriel Wilson
these posts make me schizophrenic and aware of the simulation we live in
Logan Campbell
Oh we got recent shit too.
Benjamin Davis
why does he look like a cancer patient
Brody Long
why is this guy successful again?
Nolan Rivera
That tramp stamp is utterly trampy.
Lincoln Price
>Apparently he shit so hard it formed and fountain and did permanent damage to his anus
it´s fucking impossible to this to happen if you´re having diarrhea
Gabriel Perez
aids.
Benjamin Robinson
He works cheap.
Daniel Gutierrez
Why do all the actors look like zombies after losing weight
Evan Russell
THE ARISTOCRATS
Angel Watson
THE ARISTOCRAPS
Dylan Ross
ngl I'd like to fuck his daughter
Nicholas Sanders
thank lucifer the daughter turned out thicc
Jaxon Carter
>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.
Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".
Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"
Jack Green
Good genes
Jordan Hernandez
I, William Shatner, approve this message!
Wyatt Gray
Levi Edwards
Hey Bill, what do you think of the new hit show Picard™?
Christian Diaz
That's Jay's biological kid. Silent Bob is her father.
Cameron Peterson
Brando kills me to this day lmao
Henry Garcia
He accidentally made an average indie film that retards liked in the 90s when the market wasn't flooded with internet bullshit.
Dominic Brown
>That's Jay's biological kid
Maybe he knows and that's why he wants so openly to fuck her. Revenge on Jason.
Easton Cook
>you will never cuck Kevin Smith
>you will never humiliate him while you plow his wife
Mason Price
he was so fat he got kicked off a plane and complaned about it
Blake Turner
Most embarassing death of all time
Austin Jackson
She's god damn ugly as sin.
Henry Cruz
Suicided
Asher Jones
knowing Carradine he wouldn't even give a shit
Jeremiah Carter
She used to be hot
Jayden Bailey
What was going through Kevin's head as he filmed his daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter doing yoga?
Cooper Nelson
His heart attack forced him to lose weight.
William Kelly
the diarrhea on the floor part happened to me once when i was really sick
it sucked
Jose Allen
People that were fat their whole lives always look like that when they lose weight.