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This looks like a duel is about to go down lmao, DRAW!
>I'VE RODE HERE FOR ONE THING, HANSEN
>I'M GONNA WATCH YOU DIE, BOY
ffs stop making the same threads every single day
where do you think we are
we don't take kindly to your types in here
courage is knowing your idea for a thread is derivative and stale, and posting it anyway
I like Big Tex threads but they get posted too much.
What would you have said to him if you were Hanson?
I've come to bargain
THIS IS A STICK-UP, HAND OVER THE CUNNY AND NOBODY GETS HURT
THAT'S user HE'S A NIGHTCRAWLER, HE'S IN IT FOR THE CUNNY NOT THE KINO
There would be no eulogies for Vince, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and Yas Forums would scream, but Vincent Ambrosio would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
You best get on your way, son. We got little patience for your kind 'round these parts.
same energy
DRAW HANSON
YOU AINT TAKING ME ALIVE
well if it ain't big vince, the most dastardly low-down shitkicker this side of the mississippi. i'm taking you in tonight or my name isn't chris the hammer hansen
Hey Tex
i saw this for the first time a couple days and couldnt finish the video. its actually so sad wtf. i thought you guys were memeing this guy cause he was funny but it was brutal
Hello again, Chris.
>Hello, Tex.
We gotta stop meeting like this.
>Sure.
I've got depression, Chris.
>You've always got depression, Tex.
This is a bad one.
>I don't doubt it.
We can't always fight nature, Chris. We can't fight age, we can't fight... desire. We CAN'T. FIGHT. NOTHIN'. My whole life, all I ever did was fight.
>Then give up, Tex.
But I can't give up, neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, Chris. You see?
>Then I have to hand you over to my friends.
When I'm gone... you'll just find another pedo. You have to, because they have to justify that kickstarter
>That's my business.
Our time has passed, Chris. *breaks down in tears*
how does he think for a second that the thot is 12
why the fuck is this so funny
how the fuck is he 19
KINO kek
is gaspar noe a paedo? ive seen that music video, but is there anything else damning him?
>when he takes the hat off at 2:33
Based
damn how do I become a rascal?
Git yourself a horse, some guns, and make sure you served in the Confederate Cavalry.
>why don't you join the academy or...?
>I'M FAT
You forgot
>I can't do anything!
whoops wrong version