IVE NEVER HAD SEX. LITERALLY NOT EVEN ONCE IN 24 YEARS

Guy on the left is kinda ugly

Shave, get a haircut, make sure you're not fat, get out and socialize. Give a few girls some attention, learn a bit about them, meet a few times and make a connection, start touching them a bit to see if they reciprocate then go in for the kiss. Escalate to sex, they'll let you know if they're into it.

Same but I'm 25. I hate women.

Lower your standards, and by that I mean get tinder. That is if it is just sex you want.

b-but muh alpha wolf eyes!!!!!

same but I'm 32.
dont really see why I would even need a cunt, I have porn, I have a dishwasher, a microwave and a washing machine.

Hating women is pretty damn pathetic. Pitying them or being critical of feminism is fine, but hating women is pure impotent rage. How disgusting to be such a low caste male.

I would be you if I hadn't started meeting people from the internet

YOU SHOULD BOTH KYS. IM OVERCONFIDENT. IM A COCKY PRICK IRL IM PRETTY MUCH A GOD BUT WOMEN HAVE NEVER LIKED ME

t. roast

go pay someone to have sex with you if you care so much.

Cool. Now continue your record.

just shower bro

GOT ANY WEBSITES I CAN USE? IM IN THE MIDWEST AND EVERY SITE I LOOK AT IS FULL OF BOTS

Reminder that sex havers are NOT welcome here

just call an escort service. its pretty much in every city and its legal.

>pitying them for getting free thousands of dollars just because they have an axe wound
Jesus Christ the simping is off the CHARTS

>24
amateur

take a nice vacation out to the Czech republic.

>get out and socialize
How?
pretend there's no quarantine. where would i even go? who do i talk to without coming off as creepy. what do i even say when i can't hold a conversation for more than 30 seconds?

t. khv, with no friends and no social skills

Sex is easy, not getting burned in relationships is the hardest part.
I feel so lonely bros.

i did and it's overrated

Do not despair. Your first time is going to be great.
Whether you're 20,30,40 or 50. I lost mine at twelve and had great sex many times since, but that doesn't mean it's for everybody. Keep your chin up, it'll come to you eventually.

OK THEN WHICH SERVICE CAN I USE IN THE MIDWEST?
ILL GET ROBBED IN A SKETCHY PLACE LIKE THAT

Are people unironically virgins here? How can you fuck up life so badly?

I went to a bar and talked to one. I'm even kinda fat

go look up escort service(your state, city) on google

You guys always say this shit but the main problem is that if you don't have sex, people will think there's something wrong with you.
>Maybe he's a pedo
>I heard he's a serial killer
I've just been fucking lonely.

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Get a gun and rape her in Minecraft

based

don't give in to the sex havers my friend, never listen to their lies or insults

That's not all women though, those are whores. You can hate and criticize whores, but pure hatred of an entire sex is completely different and unsustainable. We live in a particular prosperous time for women but it will not last they pendulum will swing back because we are stronger and smarter than them and deep down they know it.
Cope you repulsive swine.

shut the fuck up faggot
you sound like a woman

...that you know of

Why don't incels just...have sex? Give me an honest reply here, I simply don't understand. Unless you're severely mentally ill, physically deformed, or comically short, it's so easy to convince some poor ugly girl to fuck.
It seems to me that incels simply lack self-awareness and expect attractive girls to approach THEM even though they're bottom of the social barrel and have no sexual value. Just go for a fat girl with acne, that's your level. You don't "deserve" any better, incel.

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I dont outright hate them, I'm just aware of the fact that they're all innately sociopathic and dishonest. Not even specifically their fault, that's just how they survived in a world where they were physically inferior to most men.

One word dude: Parachute pants

Join a club of some kind at a community center just as practice to start. Get a job too or volunteer somewhere. Anything to put you among society.
Make an excuse to be among people and develop your social skills.

nigger

Wow. That takes skill. Props

im unironically tall and handsome
Im just awkward and start sweating in social situatiions

Non-meme answer: I don't try.
I spent my youth days playing computer games and watching anime instead of partying and stuff. I'm not fat or particularly ugly, but I just have no interest in relationships or having sex. Even now when I'm 23 I'd rather hang out with the friends I have instead of talking to some random women I don't know in a bar. It's easier than it looks. I'm not OP by the way.

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but they said i have to stay at home because they want me to believe coronavirus is real

you know if I could get drunk I could probably talk to a woman but im 19

You need to work on being yourself

I don't need it

>dishonest
Yes, very.
>sociopathic
Not true. They have thoughts, feelings and empathy just like you or I except they are far more self-centrerd. Their smaller minds mean they focus on them and their survival above all else, until they get a man, then it's all them and sometimes the man. Men have that selfishness too but we have more of a leader/caretaker instinct so we can work in teams a lot better and help people without contracts (always expecting something in return), we are for the survival of the herd, women are for the survival of themselves, their children and the social unity of their herd.

If it makes you feel any better, once you’ve had sex it’s like “that’s it? That’s what all the hubbub is about?” Sex ain’t no thing once you’ve had it. Even if you’re in love with someone, it’s like mind-blowing, but even then, so what? It’s over and then life goes on exactly the same as before. Big deal.

WASH YOUR PENIS

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Most states are ending it by next week. Just wait a bit longer you eager fuck.

i had sex when i was 14 and have been fucking consistently for a decade, i honestly cannot understand why it's so difficult for people to have sex. 80% of the world partake in it, why can't you

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Yeah, unfortunately for less social people we're witnessing the largest scale psyop in human histroy. Maybe join some discord servers in the meantime and get socializing once this is all over.

I had sex like 4 years ago with a schizophrenic. I might have aids. I licked her butthole.

i'm 27 and never had sex either

you post pepes on Yas Forums so either you fucked fat bitches or youre lying

same you should buy a onahole it feels good on your dick like i assume a woman's pusy would

>i had sex when i was 14
You see, this is why. Some of us missed out on teenage love and the language of sex becomes harder and harder to learn as we get older.
Unfortunately for me I had no present mother so I didn't learn about female body language from her and I was brainwashed by feminist teachers so I'd always have this inner-monologue saying "stop, you might make her uncomfortable" every time I was going to kiss a girl.

NO-ONE FUCKING TOLD HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS GOD DAMMIT.

Did you try being yourself

I HAD A FLESHLIGHT BUT THEN MY MOM FOUND IT AND IT WAS KINDA AWKWARD SO I THREW IT AWAY

Wow thanks user I never thought to practice basic hygiene and socialize before, you've completely changed my outlook on life.

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this is why you don't have sex, because you have a critical mindset of everyone else

This, it's fine, but mushrooms are better

>just be yourself lil brah

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