>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.
> The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.
> Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
> The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing
> Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your right, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.
This fat fuck is only famous because of normalfats who try and fail to remember J. R. R. Tolkein.
Thomas Rivera
This fat fuck got lucky that D&D dropped the ball hard in last couple of GoT seasons beause now no one remembers how embarrassingly bad his last two ASOIAF novels were.
Parker Young
He could write decent serious scenes but his 'porn' is absolutely fucking hilarious.
Ian Sullivan
So it was a set up?
Camden Gomez
No, his porn is the only good stuff. Genre writers trying to convey serious things always fail. Read literature. Read Dostoyevsky.
Noah Collins
I wouldn't put it past him - he's lazy, greedy and evil
Connor Roberts
>she could not tell who had the cock and who the cunt
was literally breaking my fast when i saw this thread
Oliver Richardson
I've read a lot. For basic fantasy pulp, Martin can be pretty good if he puts in the effort.
Jacob Brooks
Even roastie fanfiction is more erotic than his garbage sex scenes. He wanted to make them vulgar but needed to add flowery dialogue so readers could take the prose seriously. The amount of times he uses 'sweetness' to describe a woman’s pussy is embarrassing
Jacob Perez
It unironically sounds like virgin writing what he thinks sex would be like
Bentley Jones
>Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your right, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.
Reading a lot of pleb literature does not give you some greater insight into the nuances of pleb literature. One can never consume too little bad art. Every word you read is irreperable poison to the mind.
Lincoln Clark
Is there any evidence that GRRM ever had sex? His "prose" definitely implies the opposite.
Lucas Smith
I will never read these fucking retard books and I’ve read through every Harry Potter book just so I could say I could have something to talk about with fake nerd bitches. Harry didn’t stretch his legs very much surprisingly.
Brandon Kelly
You sound like such a pseud, faggot. Get laid.
Tyler Adams
The best way to describe his prose is drab and meandering. There are some poetic extracts in ASOIAF like Meribald’s monologue but scenes like those are very rare. George is very inconsistent with his style and has a penchant for overusing the same phrases. He’s just not a very good writer, he can’t even his own series. The story got too convoluted for him
Well aren't you going to describe everything you're eating and tell us about the color of the boiled leather you're wearing. hint: it's black.
Chase Smith
I must be fair Lucas has a great head of white hair
Brayden Hall
What people really need to talk about is this Faggot’s obsession with incest >Targaryens >Jaime/Cersei >Jon and Arya were meant to be romantically involved >Craster >Arianne wanted to fuck Oberyn at one point >Asha lets Theon finger her >Victarion gets hard when looking at asha He definitely has a problem >“As a kid, George would always tell me how much he loved me. Sometimes my friends thought it was really weird, especially when I was a teenager,” said Mrs. Martin.
Dylan Bailey
>pulp writer writes like a pulp writer
Whoa shocking
Jaxson Brown
>Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your right, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs. How does Cersei know what spermatozoa are
Blake Moore
Aegon the Conqueror was a dude who had two sisters that he fucked to create a royal dynasty
Coincidentally, George also has two sisters...
Zachary Foster
>Dostoyevsky Cringe
William James
even medieval peasants knew that semen created babies user
Jeremiah Campbell
>Her cunt became the world. What did he mean by this really?
Oliver Lopez
Nigga you're reading Yas Forums
Blake Jenkins
it's a metaphor for an orgasm, don't be dense
Cameron Campbell
lmaooo, seriously bro get a gf
Easton Thompson
Whenever someone posts an excerpt from GOT books, it always sounds very juvenile to me.
It's like the books were written by an edgy highschool teenager.
Are the rest of the books like this too?
Daniel Cook
man has been married twice... though without having any children. I'm sure he has had sex though, it's not as if that is so rare for most people, especially in the age before the internet
Levi Collins
>Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your right, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs. Eating cum to own the patriarchy? Why not just wash it off?
Leo Barnes
>Cersei bragging about eating Robert’s cum
David Turner
Reminder this pretentious faggot thinks his writing is superior to Tolkien.
>I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
I mean he was literally a 1960s hippy, I'm sure some roastie gave him pity sex after Chad was down a couple of times
Lucas King
Jaime, Davos, and Ned chapters are the only written povs. Daenerys and Arya are god awful
Tyler Collins
>Reminder this pretentious faggot thinks his writing is superior to Tolkien. no he doesn't
Elijah Wood
what did you think about the barristan chapters?
Hunter Perez
Pretty sure he’s been married before
Connor Ortiz
He was married once, engaged another time and married his current wife in 2011
Although all his relationships have been with crazy feminist types, feel a bit sorry for him
Colton Reed
some people do tho, then again the same people think harry potter is well written
Mason Phillips
This really isn’t true. Seeing how others try— and fail— in any medium can help people learn how to improve and avoid the previous failures. Plus, quality of art is the most subjective thing ever so fuck off right there about ‘bad art’ and ‘good art’
Jace Rodriguez
Forgot about those, his battle speech at Mereen in the sample chapter for WOW is pretty good. Basically all the women and bran(before ADWD) are shit povs. Cersei despite being entertaining in Feast came off as laughably over the top, George turned her into a cartoon
Cooper Morales
In addition to that guy's list, I also really like Barristan amd Brienne chapters. Ned has good ones too. Like the Tower of Joy scene, infinitely better than the show.
He occasionally has flashes of brilliant writing though, that's what is so odd. It's like multiple people are writing them.
Joseph Kelly
He was dating a sci fi author when young and she told him that they should only stay as friends, lol
Elijah Howard
There are moments in his books that I think are genuinely poignant and well written, like the Tower of Joy flashback or when Tyrion kills Shae but then he undercuts it with stuff like Sam Tarly drinking tit milk
