What are some /asteroidcore/ movies Yas Forums?

What are some /asteroidcore/ movies Yas Forums?

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Is there even anything interesting in space? It's always these nothingburgers that they pretend are news.

>caption of image calls asteroid 1992 or8
>article calls asteroid 1998 or2
The fucking state of modern journalism

A piece of rock is going to be a million million miles away? Literally wow you guys

When has an asteroid ever hit earth and did anything? It's literally nothing

wow i fucking love science

>When has an asteroid ever hit earth and did anything?
Dinosaurs?

nah

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>caring about shit that happened millions of years ago

My beautiful, loving, blue skinned alien wife is out there, somewhere.

Why not say 4km instead?

Because brainlet Americans have no idea how long that is.

Yes. It was an asteroid. Nothing else. Carry on.

How many olympic sized swimming pools would it fill though?

I am inclined to suggest the flawless Michael Bay masterpiece Armageddon starring oil drillers

What's an oillypic?

How do asteriodfags cope with being wrong
every
single
time.

Your Name.

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>american article
>an object the size of 72 burgers stacked on top of each, weighting no less than 10000 lawnmovers will fly at the distance of 5000 football fields away from earth

why are they like this

The Expanse

show not a movie, but whatever

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OP sucking cocks twice the size of the world's biggest george foreman grill

5 times the what?
in english, doc

We're gonna have to science the shit out of that asteroid!

Armageddon is actually kino and if you prefer Deep Impact you are LOW TEST and SOI.

Hi Corey

I mean Chelyabinsk was only a few years ago. If it's entry angle had been just a little bit steeper it would have been a city killer.

The ones that we know of are not the ones to get worried about though.

That’s nothing. They routinely take pictures from one warzone years ago to promote a current article. They stage shots like the “kid in ambulance” one from Syria or the “kids in cages” one to sell the story. And this isn’t tabloids it’s the big papers. NYT and the like. There’s nobody left in the editorial staff and the fact checkers were fired a decade ago.

deep impact for some 90s nostalgia

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About 2.2 football fields

this and based

I‘m dying