>gallop toward a city
>bring horse to a halt
>scream the name of the city at the top of your lungs
>continue galloping
Gallop toward a city
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>gallop toward a city
>bring horse to a halt
>ponder the questions of logistics at the top of your lungs
>continue galloping
>gallop toward a city
>bring horse to a halt
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>city is white so that means its good
>bad guys live in the black city/tower
BRAVO PETER
He doesn’t scream it though
>Where are the roads?
>Where are the farms?
>Where are the villages?
Bravo, Jackson
I'd be pondering their tax policies
>HECTOOOR
Seriously man, why do movies and TV shows hate portraying actual agriculture? Does it not loook medieval enough?
>watch movie for kids with magicians and stuff
>some shit dont add up
>sperg out
Rotk is when whole directing got too silly. I hate whole movie.
I used to do this before quarantine
>walk towards home
>stop before my building and look up at my floor
>say "Home...."
>go inside and browse Yas Forums
what are you talking about, its flawless
Least it was before you fucked everything up
agriculture is brown people shit, read a history book
>>where are the roads
>ignores the horse in the pic
>>where are the farms
>trade is not possible
>>where are the villages
>what the fuck you think you're looking at faggot
It would have taken a lot of effort to include all those fields and hamlets. Don't forget the entire battle with the rohirrim and the dead happens there.
t. doesn't understand the first thing about historical settlement layouts, or Tolkiens description of Minas Tirith for that matter
Never fails to amuse me when directors go "well there's giant uncultivated lowlands in this area now, that must mean cities in the middle ages never had fields around them"
>literal fantasy shit
>'b-but why isn't it realistic?'
people like you suck dick
How did tolkien fags react to these movies back in early 2000s? I imagine they were most disappointed by the third movie.
That isn’t an excuse when it comes to something like sustaining a population of humans with food. People in that universe, fantastical as it may be, still need to eat.
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Here's a bunch of boomers commenting on how they felt about the movies
What were they thinking?
>where are the horses
>where are the riders
>where are the horns that were blowing
That actually looks like land worth fighting for. Jackson's version seems like they are battling over some old monument.
nobody gives a fuck about that, it's not the focus of the story, only literal autists like you care about that shit
In Lord of the Rings Middle Earth is a realm in decline. The Elves are getting ready to fuck off, the major Kingdoms actual King has got a job as a ranger because he can smoke weed on the job, Rohirim has a banker advising the king. The dwarves have been gassed for the most part.
It's an interesting time, things have been so comfortable for so long, humans, dwarves and elves don't build anything new, they ignore warnings of dark forces on their borders because most of them have never seen the dark forces in their own life times.
The city in the picture shows a once great city, a shining diamond in a sea of crops allowed to gather grime and lose it's shine while the plants wither around it.
It's perfect.
>RIDE! RIDE NOW! RIDE TOWARDS RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!
thats a nice horse ass
>Toussaint, the land of Blood and Wine.
Fucking hacks.