He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass...
...I wasn't selling any.
He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass
Xavier Jackson
Hudson Watson
Finished replaying this the other night it's so fucking kino
Aaron Powell
When was the last time a noir film was released? BR2049 kind of?
James Moore
Caspere knew this
Dominic Morgan
Payne?
Isaiah Edwards
>I would fuck her.
Luke Brown
WHACK 'IM!
Hudson Perez
Max! Dearest of all my friends!
Logan Ortiz
Bentley Sanders
Punchinello wanted Payne? He'd see the pain.
Carter Adams
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, IT'S THE PAIN IN THE BUTT!
Caleb Jackson
WACK HIM!
Andrew Davis
It's kino for gamers retards who never watched an actual noir movie
Camden Robinson
The feeling hit me like a point-blank shot straight in the face: something was not right about this.
My Beretta stirred nervously under my coat...
But the train doors had already shut behind me, and I was in for the ride.
Next stop: Roscoe Street Station.
So much for being subtle.
Thomas Gomez
I was posting in Yas Forums.
Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
Jaxson Myers
There was an Equilibrium mod for MP2 which was sweet.
Now it's Yas Forums related.
Elijah Smith
Joey Finito: Ladies and gentlemen, it's the pain in the butt.
Virgilio Finito: Pain to the max!
Max Payne: You're killing me. Did you make that up yourselves, or did you get some vietnamese fucking shit downstairs to come up with it?
Carter Carter
drop your dubs or the bomb goes
Logan Garcia
ur gay
Matthew Allen
younger me got a big stiffy from the shower scene
Eli Cooper
>How come you're alive anyway? I saw you take a bullet to the head.
>Maybe it's still there, keeps me focused.
what did she mean by this
Gabriel Martin
>unironically thinking that a game called Max Payne is supposed to be a serious noir story
kys
Adam Brooks
Camden Stewart
Don't answer that.
Robert Diaz
Why was Mona so hot?
Adrian Davis
1>2>3 but 3 is a 9/10 still.
Aiden Morgan
>Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister...
Tyler Johnson
>The smell of hot pockets filled the board like a nickel-store whore wearing too much cheap perfume. The janitor had pulled the trigger. 3 days in the hole, no get out of jail free card. Little did he know, this cat had 9 lives, and just as many IPs. Our little dance would continue under the pale moonlight, he'd never catch me. The funniest thing, that scumbag wasn't even earning a dime.
>The foul stench was like a poison in the air. The joint was packed with dragon dildos and microwave pizza leftovers. Underneath the desk were sticky socks and transparent glass bottles filled to the brim with yellow liquid, and it wasn't pineapple juice. The decaying John Doe lying on the bed hadn't left the room for an eternity. Where the hell was I? Only one letter. V. It sure wasn't for victory.
>The front page was a bottomless void of flavor of the week banality and predictable mediocrity. Pathological gamblers helplessly rolling for dubs, occult freaks worshipping cartoonish frogs and 2D hookers with hearts of digital gold... I couldn't escape v's eternal faggotry. Soon I would reach page 15 and be trapped in 404 limbo. I was in a Max Payne thread.
Grayson Flores
PAIN TO THE MAX!
Michael Adams
>I know of her... her reputation as a hired killer. I hear she's a stone fox! I'd fuck her...
Grayson Hernandez
2>3>1
face it, MP1's second half is a fuckin chore to play and the gameplay is only mildly engaging
Granted the whole game was being developed for like 5 years and still made it out suprisingly good so I still respect it a lot