Cast the Hollywood adaptation.
Cast the Hollywood adaptation
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David Cross as the blue man
Idris Elba as monky
Tilda Swinton as guy on horse
Seth Rogen as the fat swine
>Blue man
>Fat swine
It's Sandy and Pigsy you heathen!
Anyhow the original was based.
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Also. Water Margin remake when?
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Lola Arranovich as the pig, Felipe Neto as the monkey, Maicon Kuster as the blue man and Ricardo Ohara as the man in the horse
The man on the horse was played by a woman in the original. Tripitaka is his name.
John Boyega as Sun Wukong
Tilda Swinton as Tang Sanzang
Kevin Hart as Zhu Bajie
Vin Diesel as Sha Wujing
JOURNEY TO THE WEST
A wise old monk goes to the West as in the Western world to spread the teaching of Buddhism. Wacky shenanigans ensues as the holy man and his incompetent companions experience one culture shock after another in New York city. Meanwhile, the ruthless Demon King is after them, trying to capture & corrupt the monk and takes his revenge upon one of the monk's companion, the monkey demon Sun Wukong
>Dwayne Johnson as Sun Wukong
>Kristofer Hivju as Sha Wujing/Beardie
>Jack Black as Zhu Bajie/Piggy
>Patrick Stewart as Tang Sanzang/the Monk
>Andy Serkis as Mocap for the horse
>Idris Elba as demon king
>Some chinese female actress (one of the Bing Bing perhaps, I don't know) as Wu Kong's love interest in America.
Directed by Michael Bay. Streaming soon on Netflix.
Swap out Idris Elba for Nicholas Cage and I'm in.
Yeah, whatever. I am not sure who to cast as the main villain anyway (or if it even needs a main villain to begin with). Come to think about it the story is mostly about the journey rather than beating some evil overlord.
>Andy Serkis as Mocap for the hors
He stealsies my oats!
Pig Demon - Rob Schneider
Fish Demon - Chris Rock
Human - Adam Sandler
Monkey King - JACKIE CHAN
STRAIGHT TO NETFLIX!
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Alezandra Ocatio Cortez as the horse
Hollywood adaption of journey to the west would be most brutal thing ever.
That one doujin series made by poju is pretty wizard already
Neal Patrick Harris as Bhudda
>implying they can afford her
Try harder
I don't recall if that one was gay or not. I'm sure Poju did some non-gay stuff before. Think it was multi-work series as well, but I think I've only read 1 chapter Something about being in a desert or something. It was so many years ago and I've only read it once.
Why are asians obsessed with this and RTK?
It's a mix of straight and gay stuff.
It's their capeshit and RTK is capeshit + GoT.
What's RTK?
Romance of the Three Kingdom.
One of the most popular adaptation of it is made in 2010 and occasionally discussed here. You can watch the whole thing on youtube. There is also the version made by John Woo in 2009 as a two part movie, but they only adapt a small fraction of the story.
If you are a weeb, there is an anime adaptation too. Also available on youtube.
>anime
Guess I'll give the live one on YouTube a watch.
Jet Li as the Monkey King
Those are the ancient form of anime
best left to chinese
I make it animated.