MORTY, GET EEN THE FACKING KARRRR
MORTY, GET EEN THE FACKING KARRRR
Owen Butler
Christopher Gutierrez
Put the wichety grub on ya cock
Daniel Russell
OHHH EWWW I WAS HAVING ME A SLEEP A LIL MORDY SLEEP
Liam Jenkins
GOTTA SUCK YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Ian Gray
Where's the best place in Australia to visit?
Asking as someone who's never been.
Adrian Moore
Adelaide if you want to hang out with crackheads
Isaiah Diaz
This. If you wanna get AIDs though hang out in Melbourne.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Australia seems like a boring place to visit. Looks just like America just with more heat, dangerous animals, and rocky outdoors.
Lucas Thomas
Based
Blake Allen
Seven Hills
Julian Stewart
The northern part
Anthony Parker
Wallawallabongadongo
Charles Peterson
KICK THE BAAAAAAWL
Carson Collins
so florida?
Justin Kelly
There are no rocks or dangerous animals in Florida
Jose Garcia
so arizona and florida?
Cooper Martin
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Chase Ortiz
Go to the small towns and national parks, the cities suck
Nathan Garcia
Then fucking stay in Phoenix with all the retirees and beaners you faggot. At least Australia is a funny place to drink
Carter Bailey
Darwin sounds like Rape Central where they'll never recover your body from. Fuck that I'll take my chances in Sydney boring or not
Aiden Richardson
Whats it like drinking at the average bar there? Do strangers engage with each other? Everyone in their own groups? Silence? Or is there no average
Charles White
>all these videos of racism against Asians in Australia
Shame on you
Michael White
Fuck off we're full.
(Byron Bay and surrounding places)
Luis Richardson
you have chinks tho
Jason Long
GET A PADDLE POP MORTY
Adrian Bennett
Port Macquarie if you want a nice reasonably quiet coastal town.
If you're one of those cultural soiboy faggots then Melbourne.
Otherwise just stick to Sydney, maybe with a day trip to Canberra to see the Parliament buildings if you're interested in that kind of thing.
Brisbane, Adelaide are shit, Perth is boring and far away from everything, the interior of the country is either desert and abo's or alligator's and abo's.
Michael Butler
What percentage of Aussie women look like Margot Robbie and Samara Weaving?
Lincoln Campbell
KEK Australia is like 99% faggots. A buddy of mine had to go there for work and he says that every single Australian male he met was a poofter.
Wyatt Gomez
>What percentage of Aussie women look like Margot Robbie and Samara Weaving?
Benjamin Martin
bendigo
Parker Green
He must work in a pretty gay industry then.
Elijah Harris
Alice Springs.
John Nguyen
>a funny place to drink
>funny
not the word i would use to describe their alcohol and tobacco prices
Kayden Roberts
What the fuck was his problem?