Why is she so smug?

Why is she so smug?

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Because she is one of the few women gifted with both the body of a fertility statue and the knowledge that men prefer her form over that of a stick or fridgemode model.

She dabs on titlets

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I want her to smug me

>hfw after selling you out to the VWD crew

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>That expressing on her face
She looks as if she desires to consume them whole

>tags: same-sized vore, growth

>no children
It's a tragedy bros

You have to pay tribute to the alpha mom.

oof

>Why is she so smug?
because millions of men actually think her breasts are real

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they are you faggot I've touched them myself

Yikes

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whats vwd?

She knows you drain your balls while thinking of her

get out of the way, titlet

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ligma balls

titlets will never learn

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Because she knows she could titfuck a freight train if she wanted to

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Amazing how Her? from Arrested Development is clearly younger than Christina yet hit the wall harder

>same-sized vore
the best

You’d think they’d learn when their heads are nearly buried

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c'mon don't be mean

they are

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Facts don't care about your feelings

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how does she get away with it?

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I could honestly date her her last boyfriend was ugly as fuck

I love me some heavy hangers.

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Somebody post the Jim Carrey .gif please

Brehs

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she's rumored to be one of the most prolific child molesters in hollywood

Fuck my fucking luck...

her?

nice

Christina is cute
CUTE

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MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY