Who is the best character in the Star Wars Universe and why is it Ashoka Tano?

Sorry cannon only fag

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and she was constantly doing acrobatics. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and constantly got captured by slavers and pirates almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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All Anakin had to do was marry her instead of Hershlag.

Until he's canon he doesn't exist

Okay, then it's Darth Bane.

How would that have fixed anything? The only Jedi allowed to marry during faggot Yoda's parochial chokehold on the Order was bigamist Ki Adi Mundi.

Exactly

>meaningful development
>gets mad at Anakin and Obi-Wan for choosing to defend Coruscant, the capital of the Republic and the home of billion upon billions of people, over attacking Mandalore

>Who is the best character in the Star Wars Universe and why is it Ashoka Tano?
Because she is going to be the main investment for 500 Disney products?

I think worst character title belongs to that dumbass martez sisters, that younger one was definitely autistic

Sabine will always be shittier than those two, but man they were some racist Puerto Rican stereotypes for characters. Filoni deserves a whuppin' just for not even hiding his contempt for them.

As if they would have gone if the chancellor didn't orchestrate it so that he needed Anakin there, yeah right

a literal who bumbling around in george lucas's shitiest part of the sw universe; the prequels, even worse, Disney monitored prequels so we are getting Neutered Prequel content.
this.

>DUDE, I"M GOOD AT EVERYTHING
KYS. I HATE ALL KOTOR BABBIES SO MUCH> I HATE KOTOR EVERYONE THAT LIKES KOTOR SHOULD BE SHOT

Even if they knew Palps was a lying bitch, they probably still would’ve gone. Trick or not, there was still a fleet attacking their capital.

like that would have stopped ani
Being from another species, ahsoka wouldn't have gotten pregnant, and even if she did she wouldn't have died at childbirth like a bitch

Because she isn't so naive anymore, she doesn't blindly follow what the Republic says (they almost sentenced her to death), she wants to help the people not the government. The separatists on courousant weren't after the billions of people, they just wanted the chancellor to get ransom or some shit, politics.
This is called character development

*blocks your path*

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>Canon Bane
Can't wait until everyone rages. You guys are gonna experience a shitty bane. No battle of russan, no thot bomb, no raven hologram. Kinda sad that TCW bane is a first for many. Fans will accept any fanfic visual that phoni will shit out.

Darth Vader.

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La Creatura from Rebels begs to disagree about your assertion that interbreeding is impossible.

>she wants to help the people
By losing the war? Seriously you don't fucking ignore an attack on the capital that's retarded.
>they just wanted the chancellor
yeah I am sure no one died in the attack.

Ahsoka is slightly likable at her best. Chopper is surprisingly based though. Only Rebels character I genuinely like.

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