"Welcome back my son, how may I serve you today?"

>sinful
desu jesus seems like the guy to watch all kind of movies for the sake of experiencing art, I don't like the notion that he is a 100% puritan good boy, he is supposed to be human after

Heresy

Watching a movie cannot be sinful. Which commandments can be broken by simply watching a movie?

What do you want an arm and a leg too?
Ahh I'm just kiddin, have a stale cracker and some expired grape juice left out in the sun

He wasn't perfect according to the Bible. He made a mess out of a Temple because he was upset at people gambling and shopping there. He had his doubts in the garden of Gethsemane.

probably some made up cath*lic rule

Yeah but it's evion and it's 14 dollars a bottle.

Kek

He was sinless, which means He was perfect

It's more like it is a vehicle that can easliy inspire sinful thoughts. Jesus cares about intent and motivation, not just external action

>Yeah man here you g- ah fuck sorry mate, wines on the house tonight

Can't you just conjure some out of thin air?

That's the joke dipshit.
And I realize you're bumping the thread for more comments so sorry about the dipshit thing.

Hm I was gonna get some bread and fish for me and my buds, but it doesn't look like you have enough left in stock

then what was the point of the whole human pregnancy if he'll be a gary sue

>yeah but im gonna need to see some ID

if you watch a movie where someone is boiling a goat in its mother's milk that's a sin acording to the old testament and i bet it has happened at least in one movie

Did jesus have a dick? How big was it?

He wanted milkies.

6.2 inches

a daring synthesis

Which was the 11.5 of his day.

Why is there no one behind the cashier? I only acknowledge cinema workers that actually existed and aren't just cultist propaganda.

The point of Christ expelling the moneylenders from the temple was that they had made a blasphemy of religion by turning its charitable nature into a bank; it was the right thing to do

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Wait a minute... Where is Robe... Hold on... You are Jesus, but you are dead that's mean i'm... dead? ...

i don't know degenerate KIKE
Heil Hitler.

fuck off Jesus where is based Robert?

it does show him being a hothead which is not a godly attribute but a human one ex not perfect, he did the right thing the wrong way

>Jesus cares about intent and motivation, not just external action
Completely backwards. 'A man is not defiled by what enters his mouth, but by what comes out of it.' : Matthew 11:15.

Based pussy eater and anti dick sucker