Listen kid, I don't have much time. Pitch me your film idea in one sentence or get the fuck out of my office

Listen kid, I don't have much time. Pitch me your film idea in one sentence or get the fuck out of my office.

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two napoleonic era officers duel eachoter over the period of 15 years

I assrape you and your whole department, Chad. Why don't we go over the lines right now

40k but about the Imperial Guard

Saw but it's nothing but black people and it's all real

Virgin incel hugs and cuddles with CEO of kino

Look up cuddle services in your area if you want the real thing

A snuff film where I invade jannies bedrooms in the middle of the night and bash em in the head.

this was done in Ernest Goes to Waterloo

Me having sex

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My kinos are not to be pitched in an elevator pitch.

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Hitler kills the Jews for real and we're in a Utopia

A film about a janitor who cleans up an anime imageboard, with the twist being he does it for free!

Two separate groups of schoolmates start a school shooting on the same day by coincidence.

a movie about a depressed window cleaner who hates a guy whos face is always in ads he sees when he cleans windows of buildings and shit(maybe he knows the guy from the past ) and he goes mental taxi driver style

A man with severe burns tries to get back into the dating game after eight years of treatment

English-language Blue Is The Warmest Colour shot for shot remake starring Anya Taylor Joy and Florence Pugh

It's like Schindler's list but the Oskar character isn't a fifth columnist

I'd watch this

This is one is actually cool. Not OP but I might steal it. Any other good idea?

Gigachad would never talk like this, he's a pleasant but firm man.

imogen poots and kaya scodelario are paid 10 million dollars earch to have hardcore lesbian sex for three hours, finding true love along the way.

All of the incels and Stacies of the world switch bodies.

It would have to either be depressingly real or it would have some unrealistic and sappy ending where he finds a girl willing to deal with that.

Starship Troopers but instead of fighting the aliens humanity just shuts public spaces and stays indoors for 3 months hoping they go away. Tagline is
>TP guarantees citizenship

Or he just finds an ugly girl who's really nice

isn't that the plot of Spawn?

Mike Tyson’s life story told in a 10 part Netflix series.

Ugly girls tend to think they deserve Chad too.

>on the same day MC plans to shoot up his school, terrorists attack. Now he's inside and armed, and the only one who can stop them

Hulk Hogan gets locked inside a Blockbuster Video all night and has to find a way to pass the time

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