Actors

Actors

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What was the deal with that heroin poop farting thread earlier? Was any of that shit real?

10 pounds

They literally removed 10 lbs of heroine from his ass. Normally you shit when you die but he was so backed up he barfed poop and then the poop choked him because it was gross heroine poop and so he coughed up the gross poop into his lungs and breathed in his poop and it smelled really bad and died

Can anyone confirm? I heard he farted so hard the heroine blew all over the room and he OD’d from the dust and THEN he shit himself into his lungs. Cuz he ate a big ol burrito that clogged him up somethin fierce and then his gut fucked his heart up and he died cuz gut fuck

God damn it that's just insane

Someone post the rear end explanation.

That deletion was one of the most shameless displays of bitterness and spite that the jannies have exhibited yet. 53 anons having a great time joking about a film actor. Zero racism. Zero nfsw pictures. Just a good old time on Yas Forums. But janny just gets that triggered by other people being able to enjoy themselves and the simple things. I feel bad for the guy. I wonder what makes a person so joyless and hateful.

That’s not what happened at all. The heroin in his ass got stuck so he started doing heroin straight out of his ass and he farted so hard that it came out of his ears, then he covered his ears to make it stop and his eyes blew out of his head and he shit the heroin out. When he saw his eyes he had a heart attack from scaring himself and slipped in his poopy heroin, ten lbs of it

>heroine

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>50 bags
He was obviously dealing.

imagine the kind of person that does it for free

Some of ya'll have never had a serious heroin problem and it shows

Her name was heroine it was his daughter and a rare anal pregnancy. He lived her preciously and when he farted so hard she was shot across the room and splattered into the wall. She was kept soft from all the drugs in his ass and when she died he couldn’t bear the pain and his heart exploded so hard that his anus was completely prolapsed strewn out on the floor.

so is the withdrawl pains literally just constapation?

Now I have to come up with new ideas and can’t rely on my fresh pasta. Kind of pissed me off then I had to really look deep into my soul and realize it’s gone forever and I was so bored that I was disappointed in losing short vignettes about Phillip Seymour Hoffman farting to death

R.I.P n peace

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No, imagine having pain all over your body constantly feeling like you’re going to explode from all the built up shit and poop that is filling your organs when suddenly you sneeze too hard and poop and pee ooze out your nose and then you breath it in and your lungs explode while your heart fills with poo

>when he saw his eyes

Phillip Seymour Hoffman...actor

Pull your eyes out of your head and you can make them look at each other. It’s apparently so scary that you immediately poop your pants and fart out your nose

can confirm

Daniel Day Lewis...actor

Why do people do heroin for the first time?

It’s all peaches and cream until one day you realize you ass is full of heroin and you need to fart so hard it comes out your nose but it smells so you cough so hard that your butt explodes into your chest and your heart fills with poop and now you’re going to be found dead and poopy

Joaquin Phoenix...actor

>people will fall for this made up bullshit

It happened

River Phoenix was so coked up when he died he literally shit himself and farted the cum out of his butt that Johnny Depp has just put in him leaving himself all poopy and dead

It’s common knowledge that Kevin Smith famously passed out at a bar in New Jersey and shit his pants, and the diarrhea rushed out his jean shorts onto the floor. Apparently he shit so hard it formed and fountain and did permanent damage to his anus which is why he lost all that weight because he basically had to stop eating solid food

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