ITT: scenes that are literally you
ITT: scenes that are literally you
I'm exactly like De Niro in Taxi Driver.
You know in shame when fassbended mastrurbates ferociously, yeah
Source?
Submarino
me leaving local lidl with 3 bags of sweet chilli cheetos to enjoy my 4 hour kino session
That's like me too.
Thanks
>tfw you fap but then remember you're on nofap but you're literally about to coom so you just clench everything and hold it in
Ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk you'd walk right over me! I pass you everyday and you don't notice me!
Based Lee giving ugly bar skanks the cold shoulder
Literally me the one and only time I've ever laid in bed with a girl.
me on the left
that was a good song though, and the guy clearly loved playing it.
You realized porn is fake and you’re jacking off isn’t real love?
*piano music*
>It's April,27th,2020. The scene before you is one of melancholy. The figure hunched over in darkness before you is user, his face illuminated by the gleam of the computer screen. It's an ending of sorts. A sunset of the life of a shiposter Yas Forums knew as "user". user's fingers type out a fury of vitriol yet in his heart this can't be further from the truth. As he calls another anonymous Yas Forums user a "nigger-loving kike", he grins to himself but that flash of self-satisfaction disappears almost as quickly as it came. The dopamine which before flooded his brain with lucid satisfaction failed to rear it's head this time. user and those like him at one point conquered the mountain of internet debates have found that the mountain is in fact made of sand. There were no foundations of their so called "satisfaction" built up by becoming image board shitposters and they always knew it. But as the (you)'s rolled in, they never thought once to think beyond them and find friends, mend a broken relationship with their mother or a lover. They never once registered that it was all ephemeral. Because perhaps the fate of all of us shitposter and lurker alike is to come out the other side broken...and changed. Perhaps each and every one of us will take our turn in the shadow of user, as we are hunched over in the prison of our own creation, replying to the same topic for a millionth time and ranting about trannies and schizos on Yas Forums.
literally me. all alone in my one bedroom apt.