They literally removed 10 lbs of heroine from his ass...

They literally removed 10 lbs of heroine from his ass. Normally you shit when you die but he was so backed up he barfed poop and then the poop choked him because it was gross heroine poop and so he coughed up the gross poop into his lungs and breathed in his poop and it smelled really bad and died

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How many bags was it again?

Who are you quoting?

Can't argue with those trips.

Can anyone confirm? I heard he farted so hard the heroine blew all over the room and he OD’d from the dust and THEN he shit himself into his lungs. Cuz he ate a big ol burrito that clogged him up somethin fierce and then his gut fucked his heart up and he died cuz gut fuck

Greatest actor of the aughts tho

Coroner report

killed him when it withdrew from his asshole and sucked out his insides so when he breathed it was from his ass and it smelled so he coughed up farts and sneezed poop and then he smelled his poop sneeze and got scared and died

>Died 6 years ago

Fucking hell time flies

imagine the really bad smell

Can you imagine being the coroner or the funeral guy that has to clean him bloated corpse up?

he shot millions to save billions

Trips confirm it, OP is based

I wouldn’t mind ;)

Jesus you guys are stupid. He fucking overdosed, that’s it. What is your weird obsession with poop. He clearly burped up bags of heroin and then farted out needles to shoot yo with. The needles cut his ass and he started to shit blood and poop and farted blood gas

While its likely he did have extreme constipation that scenario is not physically possible.

why did he do it?

:)

It is possible to vomit shit but only if there’s something blocking near the entrance the small intestine, so it comes out as a bile filled liquid that’s something between what you’d normally vomit and shit

>this thread

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Get it straight. If he shit himself when he died then it didn’t kill him. Clearly he farted out his mouth, and when he tasted his nasty fart burp he held his breath too hard and farted his eyes out of their sockets and when he saw his blown out eyes he had a heart attack

Then he shit himself

Is there a source?

I’m the coroner that had to clean up that mess

This thread is making me laugh like an idiot good job OP

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Self awareness is a virtur few morons possess. Treasure it.

It's the new aristocrats yay

>I heard the coroner (you) was a recovering heroin addict and when you smelled his heroin poop fart burps in the room, you got a craving so you stuck two poop covered bags of H up your nose and it made you throw up, then your boss came in and to hide what you did, you shoved the barf up your asshole, farted and told him you shit your pants, but he was also a recovering addict and ate your poop vomit.

Sure .... other than that complete foreskin The Master.

RIP White Sneed. See you and your bags in heaven.

Yeah but at least he was a good actor.

>heroine
They removed 10lbs of female superhero from his ass?

He was the bomb in the Hunger Games

Poop? Brie Larson? What's the difference. I wouldn't want either in my lungs. Sniff sniff, know wut I'm saying?!

Made me laugh like a retard, thanks user

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Actually the compacted shit pierced his veins giving him shit poisoning of the blood. When his blood reached 40% excrement levels he died and shit his pants.