Why is this movie so miserable? We get it, Peter’s life sucks. Jesus Christ.
Spider-Man 2
Asher Carter
Jason Thomas
its made by high flying hollywood folks who've never known a days hardship in their lives. Most have probably never even been outside of LA, let alone to New York or wherever tf it's set, Gotham or w/e.
Brayden Johnson
Because that's what a hero does
John Bell
That's what all these new super-hero movies are missing.
Being a superhero shouldnt be easy.
They need to have difficulty, they need to doubt themselves. yeah sure they can have good times and make quips too but y'know whith moderation. These new marvel films are all just funny jokes and the heroes are flat characters with no inner conflict.
Brody Ward
>I need a life lesson in capeshit
I want entertainment, fag
Christopher Evans
That's why it feels so cathartic when he succeeds at the end. He suffers so hard, sacrifices the things he wants most, and selflessly extends himself. It's masterful storytelling and it's why 2 is one of the greatest films hero films of all time.
Tyler Howard
>Super hero movies should be a group of people quipping at each other while beating faceless goons get this plot and character development out of here
Ethan Phillips
because that's literally his life in the comics (and even worse)
Thomas Foster
The Jews compromised Peter's living so that he is constantly plagued by the vapidity of the modern women and difficult living conditions.
Isaac Moore
part 2 is always miserable
Camden Cox
B8
Jonathan Barnes
>8 hours of sleep
>8 hours of superhero
>8 hours of video games
When is he going to have time to work and make money?
Wyatt Parker
>faggot who needs muh marvel movies happy bullshit and quips
drink bleach
Caleb Lewis
Name one quiperino in this supposedly "good film."
Go ahead, I'll wait.
Ryan Myers
Woah, he stole that guy's pizzas!
Aaron Thomas
Pizza time
Jackson White
Butterfingers
Luke Reed
This is where the fun begins
Kevin Lee
Gonna cry?
Eli Gutierrez
>Here's your change!
Dominic Fisher
Rubber band. It's a terrible joke.
Alexander Walker
The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand
Nathan Jackson
"What're we gonna call this guy?"
"Doctor Strange"
"That's pretty good... But it's taken!"
Oliver White
Rent?
Xavier Myers
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat
Liam Garcia
The movie is basically torture porn. Peter's life sucks so much he loses his superpowers out of depression, and MJ becomes a complete cunt who he keeps simping for.
Cooper Morales
I like Toby, but being honest, just have a look at him. How could this dude think that he can compete with Dicaprio?
Ayden Carter
Day by day, he gazed upon her
Mason Sanders
and we all know that seeing someone win without any struggle is the peak of entertainment
Logan Evans
I disagree, I actually like the new Spider-Man films because I think they have a good balance between Peter’s fuck ups, action and entertainment. Holland does very well for me, he seems like a great young Spidey. I found Maguire too OTT with his screwball, autistic acting style and he was too much of a simpering cuck for MJ.
Anthony Bailey
DiCaprio looks like a piglet though, he’s overrated in the looks department although he’s quite a good actor. Tobey is alright, he just comes across as a bit of a retard.
Elijah Baker
>Gotham or w/e
kek
John Sanchez
This. Tom Holland is based and can get away with playing Spider-Man until he's 40 if he wants.
Hunter Flores
Dont start
Jonathan Cox
Doesn't count
Elijah Lee
He can compete but I don't think he's been given a chance. He was good in that brothers movie and that movie based on the book.
DiCaprio is pretty derpy himself.