How would Tolkien have handled this scene?

>was that Lewis mixed creatures from different mythologies
So did Tolkien wtf

Why can’t I have a big dick

you can still waste one if you got one

HI HO
HI HO

Hahahahah

Throw in a couple of "yoohoo"s and " diddledee"s and we're golden

>satyrs
But it's a faun.

>His biggest criticism of Narnia
Not that he hated the allegory and Christ part?

Raping is hard. This was maybe my answer to Lewis, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Chronicles of Narnie had a very childish philosophy: that if the satyr was a good man, the little girl would remain a virgin. We look at real mythology and it’s not that simple. Lewis can say that Mr. Tumnus met Lucy and had tea for an afternoon, and he was kind and good. But Lewis doesn’t ask the question: What was Tumnus’ rape policy? Did he maintain a standing erection? What did he do in times of horniness and nofap? And what about all these girls? By the end of the war, the Witch Witch is gone but all of the Daughters of Eve aren’t gone – they’re in Cair Paravel. Did Tumnus pursue a policy of systematic rape and ravage them? Even the little Lucy, in her Lucy cunny?

Cunny pounding

Tolkien actually complained about Narnia behind Lewis’s back

I’m not shitting you

He said “Lucy’s meeting with the Faun would have ended with a rape, not a tea party”.

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"[I]f Lucy had really met a faun--that is, a satyr--the result would have been a rape, not a tea party" (Christopher, C.S. Lewis 111).

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imagine being a nerd about fantasy before the internet even existed, how lame, Tolkien probably got bullied by people IRL

was tolkien, dare i say it, much like lewis carroll... our guy?

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>According to his grandson Simon Tolkien, Tolkien in the last years of his life was disappointed by some of the liturgical reforms and changes implemented after the Second Vatican Council:
>I vividly remember going to church with him in Bournemouth. He was a devout Roman Catholic and it was soon after the Church had changed the liturgy from Latin to English. My grandfather obviously didn't agree with this and made all the responses very loudly in Latin while the rest of the congregation answered in English. I found the whole experience quite excruciating, but my grandfather was oblivious. He simply had to do what he believed to be right.
Tolkein was low-key autistic in the internet sense of the word

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fucking BASED

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Basically by being a giant fucking simp

>was that Lewis mixed creatures from different mythologies so if you're going to have a Faun forget about any Dwarves.
autism

pretty based

What’s was Aslan’s tax policy

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>oh, what a nice tea party

>To Tolkien's outrage, he was asked beforehand whether he was of Aryan origin. In a letter to his British publisher Stanley Unwin, he condemned Nazi "race-doctrine" as "wholly pernicious and unscientific". He added that he had many Jewish friends and was considering "letting a German translation go hang".[119] He provided two letters to Rütten & Loening and instructed Unwin to send whichever he preferred. The more tactful letter was sent and was lost during the later bombing of Germany. In the unsent letter, Tolkien makes the point that "Aryan" is a linguistic term, denoting speakers of Indo-Iranian languages. He continued,

>But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the 18th century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject—which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.[120]

based?

And redpilled

And redpilled

What did he think of his eldest son being molested by his professor friends and later becoming a pedolic priest/child molester?

Hivemind or glitch?

Render unto the king what is the king's

Honestly though? Young boys are fucking retards. Girls are somehow more manageable and reasonable. And if I’m not legally allowed to beat them, they must either be reasonable or far away from me.

embargo on turkish delight

What did Milton mean by this??? She's into it!?

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This is actually pretty hilarious.

>Thuringwethil blocks your path

Imagine being autistic enough to write lord of the rings, even before the internet when liking nerd fantasy shit was acceptable.

fucking racist