Post successful!

>Post successful!

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>muh dick successfully uploaded into OPs mouth

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bump

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>post successful
the most intense dopamine trigger known to man

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>our system thinks your post is spam

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Based opoop with another brave and stunning thread

>the most intense dopamine trigger known to man

No, that's the (You)

are you sure

I like movies

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especially when it's a post I expect to get banned for

Someone cut his nose!

>>when your post doesn't get (You)s

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For you

> shit reddit thread with reddit made meme image, joy

Thank you!

why we cant delete threads that we made ?

>You are banned.

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> why we cant delete threads that we made ?

>post in thread
>it dies

>Error: You forgot to solve the CAPTCHA. Please try again.

>Yas Forums Pass users can bypass this CAPTCHA.

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You you you fren

what a basedchad

my face when i don't have a girlfriend

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>see a thread with a topic you like and it's very active
>post in it excitedly
>thread dies as soon as you post
every time : (

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how do I greentext ?

>Yas Forums - Television & Film

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how do I triforce?

>Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for a second. I would like to take this opportunity and praise the moderation effort on Yas Forums/nel. So please join me and raise a glass to our beloved admin, moderators and janitors who, together, tirelessly maintain a high standard of quality here.

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Any passable tranny in the New York area wanna suck some cock?

>Error: Upload failed.

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You need to open a word document, type your text, select it and make it "Light Green" than you copy it here and post and that's it, your text will be green.

Ahh bloo bloo

>make thread
>1 response
>interracial poster
>thread dies

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you have to buy the special keyboard, it's not bad, only about $59.99 at most electronics stores

>Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse. [More Info]

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it's a taboo subject so i have no idea how many other people have tried the old 'phonepost with wifi turned off' trick.

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only once you have fucked females of all non white races and you have coffee posted in Yas Forums you will get the ability to greentext

Pottery.

>what movie does this thread relate to? i swear, nu Yas Forums is such fucking trash. fuck off back to Yas Forums with your off topic threads. reported.

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it requires an annual Yas Forums pass, i have one and it's soooo worth it

>SNEED"S FEED AND SEED!!!!!!

see?

>tfw no Alice gf

Here you go

damn markiplier looks just like that onions meme guy

>like this

Hes right though, nu tv is a bunch of discord gags and redditors baiting endlessly in the hopes they'll get a little dopamine drip when another discord redditor replies to his unfunny meme post. This place really is a fucking shithole and it would be easy to blame zoomers or our terrible mods and nannies, but the reality is the knowledge required to post here and get (you)s is completely nonexistant. Any literal retard can do it. And they do, day in and day out. This place has become an unmitigated disaster, and we only have ourselves to blame.

>make post
>0 (you)
>make the same post hour later but add pic of some random thot I found on google images
>get 10s of (you)

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it is an unjust world we toil in

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>I like movies

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the power of coffee

so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….