/trek/

DOC BRUCE BANNER
BELTED BY GAMMA RAYS
TURNED INTO A PERV
AIN'T HE UNGLAMORAYS

WRECKING YOUR WIFE WITH THE POWER OF A BVLL
AIN'T NO ORGY GUY WHO IS AS A LOVABLE
AS WIFEY-FUCKING PERV! PERV! PERV!

>B.b..but S1 TNG sucks! Based Dukat!

Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll

I need some coffee to go with these dubs.

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I used to say yes, if you want to hate something you need to look it square in the eye and point out every reason you hate it. Then I tried to make it through the first two episodes of Picard and was so bored by it.

>So ... what ARE little girls made of?

Cunny and sniz and holes for your jizz. In Minecraft.

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Dr. Soong made them more like robots to avoid an uncanny valley effect.

ONLY DUBS CAN SAVE US FROM THE DAL'ROCK

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>Covering your tits right before you die
Prude.

OH MY FUCKING ONIONS was Star Trek Picard FUCKING AWESOME! FUCK FUCK FUCKERINO!

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Maybe they knew they'd end up on family TV.

>WE ARE STAR TREK, YES IT'S TRUE
>TREKKIE POSTERS ME AND YOU
>ALL DAY LONG WE SHIT AND MEME
>TILL THE JANNIES INTERVENE

>GOOOOOOOOOO /TREK/!!!

Alright /trek/ yeah!

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could just paint them and smooth out the nips

Of course, Star Trek was always progressive.

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The dumbest part about VOY is that the showrunners felt they had to set it in a new quadrant, as though the Alpha Quadrant's been spent and there's nothing more to see there. In reality, One quadrant alone would contain far more worlds and species than one single show could ever hope to portray.

What are some staples of /trek/ gatekeeping?

If you haven't seen every episode, then gtfo

Oh, so even DISCO and PIC?

Naa, those won’t be “real Trek” for at least a decade, like the Pine movies and ENT.

Star Trek; Dukat.
Dukat is an out of touch gul, facing a new future in which Cardassian women are playing a greater role in society.

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Beam me up, user!

Based riker9.jpg poster

Only cool cats get a beam up. Sorry, bud.

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it's always interesting to see scenes from shows in high-definition that were never meant to be seen with that level of detail

>women are in charge
>bright idealistic future becomes a grimdark dystopia
>picard is a self-righteous old cunt who gives up at the first sign of trouble and a terrible friend who only contacts his friends to use them and get them in trouble and is also useless
>poor refugee romulans are racist dindu nuffins that want to behead the only human who tried to help them
>evil nazi romulans are actually the good guys that want to save all organic life in the galaxy
>main black woman is a drug addict and a failure of a mother who keeps crying about how she's poor in a moneyless post-scarcity society
>main latino guy is a depressed drunkard with a ptsd
>le quirky writer self-insert scientist chick is a fucking murderer, but that's okay because she's a woman
>seven of nine is a lesbian and a murderer now and is also useless most of the time
>Soji, who we're supposed to root for, is an absolute cunt, just like the rest of the synths who decide to genocide all organic life because a secret romulan fanatic sect was mean to them
Is this show actually secretly based and redpilled on a meta level?
What did (((they))) mean by this?

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samefag

The producers are dumb. there is no underlying message. it's poo.

709 was always a lesbian

You'll never catch him, detective.