HORROR KINO OF THE YEAR IS OUT ON BLURAY: The.Lodge.2019.720p.BluRay.x264-DRONES

>The.Lodge.2019.720p.BluRay.x264-DRONES
>The.Lodge.2019.720p.BluRay.x264-DRONES
>The.Lodge.2019.720p.BluRay.x264-DRONES
>The.Lodge.2019.720p.BluRay.x264-DRONES
>The.Lodge.2019.720p.BluRay.x264-DRONES

>A soon-to-be stepmom is snowed in with her fiancé's two children at a remote holiday village. Just as relations begin to thaw between the trio, some strange and frightening events take place.

youtube.com/watch?v=XYUI97qAa_k

HORROR KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!!

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is it actually scary or is it scary like the Witch was "scary"

OP is quite the based fellow.

>The.Lodge.2020.1080p.Bluray.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.x264-EVO
>The.Lodge.2020.1080p.Bluray.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.x264-EVO
>The.Lodge.2020.1080p.Bluray.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.x264-EVO
>The.Lodge.2020.1080p.Bluray.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.x264-EVO
>The.Lodge.2020.1080p.Bluray.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.x264-EVO

>The.Lodge.2019.1080p.BluRay.x264-DRONES
>The.Lodge.2019.1080p.BluRay.x264-DRONES
>The.Lodge.2019.1080p.BluRay.x264-DRONES
>The.Lodge.2019.1080p.BluRay.x264-DRONES
>The.Lodge.2019.1080p.BluRay.x264-DRONES

best rip so far

Let's unpack this. Is it slow burn and jumpscare free?

I'd call it basically free of jumpscares, yes. Definitely a slow burn. I thought it was pretty decent. If Hereditary is Stephen King then this was Dean Koontz.

>Is it slow burn and jumpscare free?
aka kino?

holy fuck this is the single most retarded movie i've seen in a while

it's an """""atmospheric"""" movie that's based entirely around a retarded Shymalan tier twist, I don't even want to describe it because of how dumb it is

>mfw some roastie i talked to thought the kids deserved it because of what happened to the dog

i genuinely hate dog culture