Yas Forums defends drinking a beer like this to the death

>Yas Forums defends drinking a beer like this to the death

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Do you not remember the filthy Mexican pisswater threads?

i don't defend drinking beer at all

Like what?

use a coozy. keeps it cool in the summer, comfortable to hold, doesn't get confused for someone else's at a family gathering

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sneed for speed

One of the better mass-marketed pisswater beers available (especially for the price), but if I'm lowering my standards, I'd still choose Modelo over this any day.

I like Michelle Rodriguez. She always tries her best. She's a useless actor, but I admire her effort.

Brewed for those with a fighting spirit.

Modelo has a better taste but Corona is so smooth. It's nice if you're actually thirsty cause it's like alcohol water

p-much, dis

>being so image-obsessed you think it matters how you hold a bottle while you drink

This is a classic example of socially retarded idiots thinking this is an actual problem in the real world. Go out to a bar/party and hold a drink like that, see what people say to you. Here's a quick hint tho, it's going to be absolutely nothing at all because this is the type of shit some autistic retard thinks matters in social circles. When in reality only the autistic retard is going to pay attention to it in the first place.
Basically what I'm saying is, have sex.

Someone in the previous thread pointed this out, but to even notice such a thing let alone make an entire thread about it, you almost certainly have some form of autism.

I like the feeling of the weight balancing on my fingers, it's comfy

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>Drinking beer

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Beer is for fat losers and soibois. Enjoy those empty calories, faggot.

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this. You might get some lad banter but no one actually cares except fat bearded craft beer fags

>no, no, gotta do my part
>mmmmm!!!

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Alcohol consumption is for subhumans. Never consume the neurotoxin.

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me? i mainlain cafffeine lol im such a druggy

This is the freemason handshake of Yas Forums

we die all the same. what difference does a coule of years make? none of this matters
and you gain absolutely nothing by bragging about your abstinence on a weeb forum populated by social outcasts. nothing. you will convince absolutely nobody to stop drinking. you might not drink but i'm sure you have other major flaws. abstinence doesn't automatically not make you a piece of shit. what do you expect? respect? you want to feel good about yourself? what did you accomplish? nothing. you will take your pride to your grave and it will have benefited you none.

You ooze self-pity. Repent and work on improving yourself and you may yet reach salvation.

haha beer go fzzt fzzt

How come Lalo and Nacho drink Modelo instead of Corona?

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>empty calories
Alcohol HAS no calories, retard

What are you, like 12?

Beer is 100% ethanol :)

>corona
>beer
lol

>One of the better mass-marketed pisswater beers available (especially for the price)

what is Samuel Adams

Based
Retarded moralist

I was visiting my gf's family and her brother had left a 40oz Corona at the house. I drank the whole bottle and didn't feel a thing. It's the most watered-down beer I've ever had. I suppose it's inoffensive enough, but I'd rather have something with more alcohol and actual flavor.

American beers are truly pisswater, no flavor, no body, nothing

For me, its a glass of Oban neat and a joint

American lagers*
European here, I find that Founder stouts and porter and various IPAs (Lagunitas, Sierra Nevada), are perfectly drinkable
on the other hand every lager from a major American brewery I've tried was abhorrent. I only vaguely remember Yuengling and Pabst Blue Ribbon being drinkable

>xkcd

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